Caption Competition Mk III
 

Thank you Wensleydale, I'll jump to it and find something suitable.

Have a go at this one.


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Banker's convention....

- Ed

"I'll take the ugly ones, Captain!"

Thank God we're not wearing Bikini's this time!

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Pilots & crew demonstrate the latest incident to investigators, and coincidentally provide approximate locations of each crew member at the time...

Whose leg is it this trip, Captain?

This is terribly sexist... why shouldn't I wear shorts too?

Straighten up and fly right...

Overmanning I think Hoskins

You are all called "Onewinglo"?

All we need is the air stair driver and we can get on board

To celebrate Aviation returning, Busby Berkeley designs a fresh dance routine

Vietjet crew demonstrate how unpopular it was to close the Cap Com Mk II thread...on the other hand, they also demonstrate how happy Nutty is about it!

Close up Red 4, or you won't be considered for the Synchro Pair! (She prefers the opposition roll anyway).

On the annual " Bring your child to work " day, Captain Flasheart shows how ' productive ' he has been.

The day that the co-pilot managed to Miss Saigon.

Their hats are modelled on International Rescue - the cabin crew on the Tracey boys' titfers, the flight deck crew on Parker's...

We're a short haul operation..

Ok girls, stop taking the piss out of the captain and copilot and give them their white sticks back.

We don't need airstairs at Vietnam Air, we simply taxy over to the nearest rooftop and pick you up from there.

Welcome you your flight, your captain for today ( and described in sign language for the deaf ) will be Captain wun winglo.

15 Dollars, love you long time, plus booking fee, and additional fee for baggage.


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"OK girls, if you tap your ruby slippers together and say "There's no place like home" you will be transported to Kansas, or at least a better place than standing next to these two idiots."

Eric was this tall and Ernie was only this tall, The Morecambe and Wise Appreciation Society's annual day out.
(My bad, it was the two Ronnies.)

10 jabs in left shoulder all at once. Have this Airline Covid licked in a couple of months

Nope, still prefer the Virgin Atlantic ad at Gatwick more..

Little steps towards the launch of Hooter Air Vietnam.

....and to prove they were all dressed in corporate colours, the ladies removed their blouses.

I'm a little teapot.........

At SBAC 2023 the restrictions on aircraft displays reached new hights ( lows) 😐

Even as they smiled for the camera, many were remembering the fate of the crew that leaned right.

First Officer Hoskins recalled the happier days when he could look up skirts as the Cabin Crew boarded.

The new training video demonstrated what happens with auto-throttle asymmetry.

The airline’s Accountant saved more money by finding a box of old Viet Cong uniforms at tne back of the hangar.

..and as the picture was taken ...Captain Hoskins realised that the finger poking him in the back....wasn't, Miss Hong was in fact Mr Hung! ...:eek:

Sorry dear I won't be home early, I will be hard at it right on up to eight....

As post Covid flights restart, Prince Andrew is enticed on board. Realises too late it was a FBI Honey Trap sting.

Ooh Buster where are you..

With 8 hostesses, the pilots night stops have to be in hotel executive suites.