I prefer to be sucked off rather than out..

Nope still can't get a signal, is that why I didn't get the UK Arert Message??...
We're in Florida Algy...

No this is not how triplets come out..

I just wish BOAC would just stop changing their colour scheme ..

Is their any way to make this bigger?? ....asked Fatty Arbuckle...

Early tests suggested that emergency evacuation provisions might require further thought.

The Irish Findemna triplets exclaimed: "Being born by Caesarian section hasn't had much effect on our lives, other than that when we exit an aircraft, we go out through the window!"*

- Ed

* Idea courtesy of Steven Wright

As the engineer's strike gathered pace, the management sent a clear message out that they too can get the job done.

Air India learns from the railway.

Japanese metro pusher gets a job with the airlines

621 in a Pan Am 314. One more for the record ...

Tom and Joe will be here soon. But remind my why we're doing this?

The captain said she wanted to have a man in every port.

Jeremy wished he went by Avanti West Coast instead

The Police investigates the Gem theft from the BA Cargo Centre....they think it was a inside job.

The King's Coronation Coach gets a final brush up ...
But it's a plane sir .
Well there's your problem .

No wonder it would not pressurise sir, Hoskins has the contract to be the window supplier. He sent Square ones....again...
think he should have been a Children's TV Presenter

Someone did not get the memo about a fragrance free work place .

The smell of Brut and beans is just too much for some , for others it is a way of life .

No that's confirmed sir, only nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine rivits in close formation....still no sign of the mythical Golden one ..

Look at these evenly spaced bullet holes sir, looks like Jerry has the FW109 Synchronization sorted..

Why are you leaving the forward window frame empty?

We have to -- that's the black hole.