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“Hang on chaps…the designer said there’s been a misprint on the plans….it’s supposed to be an aircraft carrier!”
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Hoskins was annoyed when his son mixed up ALL his airfix models into one!
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I think it's Japanese, Sir - it's a Nissan Hut...
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LGBTQ England supporters spotted heading out to Qatar.
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Keep 'em coming chaps & chapesses. The finishing flag will be waved in approximately 24 hours.
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"No Mr. Bond, I expect it to fly!"
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Well I'm not telling Lord Vader this is his Death Star!
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Meanwhile in the cocktail lounge...
I say Smithers look at that, 150 feet in the air and it's steady as a rock. ... not a ripple on the surface of the Gin and Tonic . ..what..what or I can balance the King's Head Florin on its edge |
We need four top guns to fly this beast...
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It's a great idea Hoskins making it so large it dominates the air, however appears seem to be a problem ...
What to you mean sir?? Well Port it's the MK 2 version, Starboard the MK 5 vesion and the centre is the MK 21b version...and don't get me started on EACH engine has a different number of cylinders |
Don't know about the enemy Sir,.but it sure scares the excrement out of me
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Prince Andrew has his new aircraft delivered after getting his share of his mums estate...
But extravagant isn't it?? Well this way he can live in the middle and Fergie and Koo never get to know about the other. |
The Manufacturer’s sales brochure emphasised that colours other than grey were available at extra cost.
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Murphy the boss said you were working on some new laws?
yes sir but I also designed a new plane. Ok is that it outside? Yes and what was the new law? Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, If I were you Murphy I’d stick to these laws. yes sir. |
Taxi for Mr Putin!
You're taking me back to the Kremlin Comrade? Oh yes sire.... eventually... |
Sorry sir the first flight has been delayed by engineering. It appears the starboard Nav light is oriented 3 degrees too far aft.
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Little Timmy on a cockpit visit.. ( remember them? )
But why is the aircraft so hugeCaptain.... ?? Well it's this large to carry the 125000 page checklist or Have you seen the size of my watch?? or Its to carry all the brown unmarked envelopes stuffed with cash from Moscow / Qatar to FIFA Headquarters |
Jumping straight in Hoskins designed Flying Wing..
Excellent work, and you solved the tailess handling issues? Asked the BBC Aviation reporter Not yet, just ran out of metal .. |
...and finally
A use for the 15 degree hump in Bristol runway is found so the aircraft gets a boost on the take off roll |
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