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Say Boris, how about we swap wives tonight?
(With apologies to Baddiel and Newman 
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"You see that stump of wood between us?"
"I have observed it, yes"
"That's far more use than you will ever be Al, has better hair, and more brains!"
)"You see that stump of wood between us?"
"I have observed it, yes"
"That's far more use than you will ever be Al, has better hair, and more brains!"
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I see you’re still using that notepad Naughty Korea Kimmy sent you.
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You think the logs bad, we still crown people sitting on a stone.
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Next time we won’t let the bloody Canadian do the first interview, we are still trying to located the rest of the tree.
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Hey Joe, don’t knock the tie, Donald taught me how to tie it.
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Petrified wood? I can tell you it was scared ****less when it heard it was sharing the stage with us two.
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JB: Boris tells me the Jam should go on before the Cream - he doesn't seem to realise that only Clapton is still alive from Cream.
BJ: No, we are talking scones, Joe, not rock.
JB: What is scone music? And does it rhyme with own, gone or tune?
BJ: Say goodnight to the folks, Gracie...
BJ: No, we are talking scones, Joe, not rock.
JB: What is scone music? And does it rhyme with own, gone or tune?
BJ: Say goodnight to the folks, Gracie...
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BJ:
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa
JB:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
Suspendies and a bra?
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa
JB:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
Suspendies and a bra?