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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 18th May 2023, 07:50
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Thinks... "With this cover, they'll NEVER guess what I am really looking at!"
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Old 18th May 2023, 07:52
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Hey, theres an article in here about a lady who's married to a pilot but is having an affair with his back seater ...... looks just like your wife!!
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Old 18th May 2023, 10:21
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Hang on, i'll look in my identification book ...it might be a SU-27... No, no wait, it's possibly a Mig-35... No, the intakes are wrong.. so maybe it's a Mig-29.. damn it's got forward canards, it has to be the SU-34, yes that's it skipper it's a SU-34 and that missile it just launched towards us, that must be an ermmmm a R37...or is it an R60, or possibly an R70.......
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Old 18th May 2023, 10:41
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By my reckoning we drifted 120 miles off course 4 minutes ago, so using the 1 in 60 rule we should turn left 15 degrees for 18 minutes then turn...errm...allowing for the earth's rotational speed and shift in the magnetic North pole, possibly another two degrees, ahh but that was 90 seconds ago, so errrm...

Shut the f@#k up Goose!
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Old 18th May 2023, 11:26
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This wasn’t Bloggin’s first mission escorting Lightnings.
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Old 18th May 2023, 11:30
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Hey Sergie, I have found the perfect place to defect to...very quiet and safe ...recommended in Tripadvisor by a user Treadigaph..and it has a rough field landing zone.
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Old 18th May 2023, 11:31
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Oh look, the inflight menu.....don't like Spam...
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Old 18th May 2023, 11:34
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See here, Rishi has to use the booster seat when he gets a flight on Boris Force One for his leaving trip...
Sorry time warp speed skip we FF to 2024 ..
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Old 18th May 2023, 14:04
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For full pilot's notes please scan this QR code.
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Old 18th May 2023, 15:05
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Ok I think I will start with a nice white wine followed by a buttered chicken starter, hey Skip, what do you want for your starter?
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Old 18th May 2023, 15:07
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"Talk to me Goose!"
"Sorry...busy"
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Old 18th May 2023, 15:09
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Old 18th May 2023, 15:23
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“…. then you crack the eggs on the side of the bowl…”
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Old 18th May 2023, 17:31
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On his last flight as a aviator, he looked forward to starting up a Party Supplies online business from the family home..his daughter would at least have a steady income
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Old 18th May 2023, 17:33
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When I grow up, I want to be a Pilot....Sorry you can't be both...
( Well someone had to say it )
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Old 18th May 2023, 17:35
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Being at a loose end this weekend, Max finds a slot he can take up a invite from the Dutch Air Force..

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Old 18th May 2023, 17:55
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Rule 5: "Always check the Michelin Guide for 5 Star hotels before deciding the diversion airfield".
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Old 19th May 2023, 07:04
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Nope the manual does not cover our issue, ok I'll call the premium rate help line
" Please hold, all our service agents are busy helping other customers, your call is important to us... Greensleeves "
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Old 19th May 2023, 08:07
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Charley, mother calling time to do your homework!
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Old 19th May 2023, 16:33
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Just look at the intakes on that!
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