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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 11th Jul 2023, 04:56
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What happened?

He decided to drop in for a cup of tea
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Old 11th Jul 2023, 04:57
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Grandpa died peacefully in his sleep.

Yah but what happened to the passengers in the back seat ?
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Old 11th Jul 2023, 05:01
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When the tower said “clearance on final”, she heard “final clearance” and wasn’t going to miss the bargains
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Old 11th Jul 2023, 05:03
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Yes Bloggins, crashing into the CO’s office IS grounds for a training review board.
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Old 11th Jul 2023, 06:18
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"Lima Juliette - have you reached your ceiling yet?"
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Old 11th Jul 2023, 06:28
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Why are the step’s never in the right place!
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Old 11th Jul 2023, 06:30
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Hope dopey joe not in that one, he’ll never make the steps
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Old 11th Jul 2023, 06:56
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Is there anything in the FRCs for this sort of Stall Recovery?
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Old 11th Jul 2023, 06:59
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“Oh dear, no, not those piano keys Hoskins!”
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Old 11th Jul 2023, 07:37
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"Did we win the spot landing competition?"
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Old 11th Jul 2023, 07:38
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"Poor landing Blogs. That was all over the shop".
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Old 11th Jul 2023, 07:40
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Chopped Pilot: "Was that my last Landing?"

Instructor: "Well it looked terminal to me."
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Old 11th Jul 2023, 07:41
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"Don't look back in hangar"!!
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Old 11th Jul 2023, 07:57
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Sorry Pilot we don’t repair propellers is this shop, it’s the other side of the runway you want.
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Old 11th Jul 2023, 08:00
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You'll never be a pilot with that attitude, Hoskins.
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Old 11th Jul 2023, 09:38
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If Costco sold aircraft.
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Old 11th Jul 2023, 10:39
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Hoskins thought his instructor said he was to be flying so low.
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Old 11th Jul 2023, 10:40
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How ironic, he crashed into the aisle with the Red Bull in it.



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Old 11th Jul 2023, 13:07
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What part of Barn Storming did you not understand?
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Old 11th Jul 2023, 13:08
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Well officer, I asked the pilot to taxi to the terminal for me and he said “I know a quicker way “
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