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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 1st Jun 2023, 07:37
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Dog sitting by spotter thinks...he promised me a nice quiet walk in the hills and look where we end up...no wonder he can't get a 'female ' life partner..
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Old 1st Jun 2023, 07:39
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WAVE ...you dumb barstewards...i'll ever get a picture in ' Show us your Friendly Aircrew ' monthly..
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Old 1st Jun 2023, 08:07
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Ooh wait! Go back a bit, that’s my brother down there!
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Old 1st Jun 2023, 13:14
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Mountain rescue helicopters replaced by a more rapid response unit , should be great once they get the short hillside landings perfected . Or not
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Old 1st Jun 2023, 13:19
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Not what I had expected when they promised to take me camping
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Old 1st Jun 2023, 15:43
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That's .not low level flying.. I'll show you LOOOW LEVEL said Mav as he ran in to bomb the undisclosed middle Eastern countries Uranium Enrichment facility....that gives me a great idea for a movie.
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Unless you have to get clods of earth and grass off your undercarriage. ..
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Old 1st Jun 2023, 15:46
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Just then Phil ' The Power ' Taylor scored a double 25 to win the PDC Darts championship....Van Gerwin later descided to find a even more difficult scenario for next year.
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Old 1st Jun 2023, 15:50
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Typical Bank Holiday, you wait hours for one ...and then 9 all come along together.
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Old 1st Jun 2023, 16:17
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The photo interpreters were unable to conclusively state the image was of 'three useless white males'.
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Old 1st Jun 2023, 16:24
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The Valley MRT weren't expecting FW support for their exercise.
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Old 1st Jun 2023, 17:13
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"It's a Mohican".

"No. Definitely a Hawk I".
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Old 1st Jun 2023, 21:49
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Hawk pilot thinks: "What's a backpacker doing up in these mountains?" Just then, a nanny goat head-butts the photographer off of the cliff....

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Old 2nd Jun 2023, 08:02
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Spotter Spotting...
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Old 2nd Jun 2023, 08:05
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Meanwhile 500 feet below the Independent Car Park wardens were having a field day with their delivery of brand new Denver Boots. 🚗
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Old 2nd Jun 2023, 08:07
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Jonny ' no mates ' gets a once in a lifetime picture. However later discovered the lens cap was still on ..
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Old 2nd Jun 2023, 09:18
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"Red leader ...you appear to have brown smoke?"

" .....thats not smoke!! "
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Old 2nd Jun 2023, 11:05
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Hoskins, when I pointed at the map and said "fly just below that ridge," what I meant was . . .
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Old 2nd Jun 2023, 17:13
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I think we have a leak Sir,
We're in Wales Hoskins, here they call it a leek
Regardless of where we are Sir, it's pissing out of the port wing as an alarming rate...
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Old 2nd Jun 2023, 17:16
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Sir, you are worrying the sheep.....
I don't think it's us Lad, I think it's that Welshman.
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