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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 12th Apr 2022, 14:07
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In Baghdad the flying carpet is usually a bit more colourful, ah but this is the Navy, you know, Camouflage
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Old 12th Apr 2022, 14:09
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Seeing this the Squadron Commander finally gives up trying to explain the game of Darts. ..
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Old 12th Apr 2022, 16:07
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“Do we really have 301 of these? WOW!”

”Shut up, Hoskins … “
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Old 12th Apr 2022, 17:16
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Hooter goes....
Right lads back to work, shifts finished we're now on Treble Time....
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Old 12th Apr 2022, 17:29
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This one is actually better in Dutch but i will try a translation:
Grounded navigators try to re-qualify by improving their chard reading.
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Old 12th Apr 2022, 18:24
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Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with the hungry hippos. I believe that's checkmate, yahtzee, jenga, bingo, kerplunk, buckaroo. I win!!!


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Old 12th Apr 2022, 18:27
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Stop ignoring me, I'm right ear.
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Old 12th Apr 2022, 19:16
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After getting his Partygate fine, Rishi leaves the Government and with his Green Card joins the Military as a Pilot
Calls down from the cockpit.." Lads please can I have a cushion "??
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Old 13th Apr 2022, 00:16
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Q : Why are they playing cards ?
A : Because the CO insisted on flying the ACM training mission after a double helping of his wife’s “Chernobyl Chilli” and the loser gets to clean up the cockpit

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Old 13th Apr 2022, 00:19
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This what happens when you want help getting out of the jet after disrespecting the ground crew…..
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Old 13th Apr 2022, 00:20
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It’s called card bored…..
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Old 13th Apr 2022, 00:38
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There's plenty of time to win this game and to thrash the Russians too.
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Old 13th Apr 2022, 01:40
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When they spoke of "Liquor in front and poker in the rear" I got a totally different mental picture...
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Old 13th Apr 2022, 08:17
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As the jet was pulled into the hangar, the ground crew were surprised to find a Navy F18 had, after all, successfully landed on the QNLZ
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Old 13th Apr 2022, 08:19
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Call out to his partner for clarity, " Are 4 Aces and 3 Kings a good hand?? "
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Old 13th Apr 2022, 09:42
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Can you lend me a couple of bucks Goose?
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Old 13th Apr 2022, 09:51
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Maintenance strip poker. Loser does the major service and puts it all back together.
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Old 13th Apr 2022, 09:52
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Goose, where's Joker?
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Old 13th Apr 2022, 10:11
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Deciding todays' tactics...do we go in as two pairs or four aces? (or just plain card).
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Old 13th Apr 2022, 10:39
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All was going swimmingly in the QRA shed, till the G Suit inflated all by itself. ...Ah Hanks got a boner on, that always happens when he has a good hand..
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