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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 7th Apr 2022, 21:59
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Pissed again, I’ll teach him for spending my house keeping on getting the next round in, now it’s my turn to get a round in…
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Old 7th Apr 2022, 22:02
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Cyrillic bang and the Ukraine has won.
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Old 8th Apr 2022, 08:29
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You want to discuss my Non Dom Tax affairs??
Don't you know who my husband is? ?...

Arthur Read the 15th
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Old 8th Apr 2022, 08:35
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Sky Reporter in full combat gear....Olga, are you not scared of the shooting, rapeing and pillaging the Russian troops are doing to Civilians?
Olga....Neyt
Translator...Olga says she has engraved her name on a bullet and put it in her rifle and as she won't fire it she is safe. However the Rapeing and Pillaging at her age would be a nice distraction

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Old 8th Apr 2022, 08:36
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and finally
My, Annie has not aged well
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Old 8th Apr 2022, 09:21
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Let me see, make up, hair done, dressed to kill... and here's my taxi to take me to the WI meeting...
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Old 8th Apr 2022, 09:29
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Introducing the new LGBT Action man....complete with gripping hands, moving eyes ....and a lovely blouse and skirt collection!
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Old 8th Apr 2022, 09:37
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"And you would like a shot of what in your latte"?
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Old 8th Apr 2022, 10:51
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Kim Kardashian refuses to let the camera crew in until the hairdresser, makeup artist and corset fitter can tend to her first.
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Old 8th Apr 2022, 11:25
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One Flew Over the Carbine's Nest...
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Old 8th Apr 2022, 11:44
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F*cken Mormons!
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Old 8th Apr 2022, 17:41
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If you fail to make her toes curl she will get you before you can make your escape and jump the backyard fence
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She looks like she would make you cook your own breakfast in the morning
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Old 8th Apr 2022, 18:01
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The ITV Producers feel they have finally found the ideal Loose Women.
Men be afraid, be very afraid
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Old 8th Apr 2022, 19:26
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A number of good entries splattered over the target.

Honourable mentions to

Nutty, with
Pissed again, Iíll teach him for spending my house keeping on getting the next round in, now itís my turn to get a round inÖ
Finningleyboy with
If he forgets the frozen Fish Fingers again I'm going to introduce him to my li'l friend!
j4leaphill with
"And you would like a shot of what in your latte"?
The bullseye shot however was 622 with
For God's sake Margaret, just let the squirrel take a few of the nuts from the bird table!
Over to you 622


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Old 8th Apr 2022, 20:24
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Many thanks,

Letís see if you hit the target with this offering (sorry for the small pic sizeÖbut yes, those are arrows!)


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I always wondered why they called the altitudes we fly at "Injun Territory"...
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622, a helping hand




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I knew we shouldn’t have bought an Piper Arrow, the damned things so draggy.
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I have reservations about flying over Indian country.
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