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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 1st Jul 2023, 13:41
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The jet wash was bad enough, but this tumble dryer is ridiculous!
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Old 1st Jul 2023, 22:24
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Slowing down a bit, will call this Sunday 9 ish BST
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Old 2nd Jul 2023, 07:45
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OK, so the winner is

“It’s horizontally challenged,” explained the new Director of Inclusivity, “but in a good way, of course!” they hastened to add.

over to you,

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Old 2nd Jul 2023, 08:31
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Crikey! Mixed emotions prevail. Happy to have hit one for six, but this is now a heavy baby to nurse.

While I search frantically for a suitable shot, please enjoy Sunday morning and feel free to add any extra thoughts re current.


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Old 2nd Jul 2023, 08:48
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Originally Posted by jolihokistix
Crikey! Mixed emotions prevail. Happy to have hit one for six, but this is now a heavy baby to nurse.

While I search frantically for a suitable shot, please enjoy Sunday morning and feel free to add any extra thoughts re previous.
Bezos' Blue Origin did the phallus, we've done it complete with foreskin.


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Old 2nd Jul 2023, 09:10
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Arousing photo!

So, keep this one clean. And apologies for lack of aviation content.





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Old 2nd Jul 2023, 09:30
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Putin ****** by Prigozhin. Or is it the other way round...?
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Ok, where’s the ladder?
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Old 2nd Jul 2023, 09:43
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Vlad, this concrete is very cold!
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Old 2nd Jul 2023, 10:43
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Are you sure you got the Reptile edition of the Kama Sutra?
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I’ve heard of a snake with two heads but this is ridiculous!
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Old 2nd Jul 2023, 11:14
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Evidence emerges of the roots of the game "Twister".
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Are you allowed "Mixi-blobs" in this crewroom?
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Old 2nd Jul 2023, 19:08
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Will call this around Monday 9:00 am UK time.
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Old 2nd Jul 2023, 21:05
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Did you just fart?
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Old 3rd Jul 2023, 08:22
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Reality bites.

Well, there you have it. A difficult round, I wot.

The steps of the *temple are stone, and these are lizards. I was expecting jokes about Bill Gates, dogging, docking or lizarding.

After the usual eliminations for track limits, I guess we are left with Treaders' "Putin ****** by Prigozhin. Or is it the other way round...?" Although the mid-field was tight.

This temple was used as the setting for part of the shooting of The Last Samurai.
Was this blatant act by temple lizards sacred, or sacrilegious, I wondered as my eye-in-the-sky zeroed in for the peep shot?
Mount Shosha Engyoji Temple - Himeji Travel (japan-guide.com)

Congratulations big T in sunny Croydon!

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Old 3rd Jul 2023, 08:34
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Blimey! Thanks Joli...

Here's the same pic from a different angle...


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And for starters on the menu we have the "Coup of the Day"
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For mains we will be serving "Rostov Chicken in a white whine sauce"
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And we just add a sprinkle of polonium to bring out the sweetness of the yellow custard tart
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