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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 6th Apr 2022, 12:00
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The BBC ' Garden Makeover' crew found it hard to stop redoing Mrs Miggins front garden lawn and bush
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Old 6th Apr 2022, 12:03
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Three pairs of her best bloomers had disappeared from the washing line. She was ready...
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Old 6th Apr 2022, 15:09
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She keeps a tank in the living room and an aircraft carrier in her swimming pool.

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Old 6th Apr 2022, 16:36
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Yet another example of the UKs failure to sell the SA80 system to foreign countries.
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Old 6th Apr 2022, 16:53
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With the 8 th Airforce stationed in East Anglia, and her husband being away at Normandy Mrs Miggins was determined to protect her 16 year old daughter's virginity..



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Old 7th Apr 2022, 04:36
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Open two three
Bang two three
Close two three...

cr Dad's Army and Jonsey's butchers van
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Old 7th Apr 2022, 04:38
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Thr MP for Leeds eagerly awaited her
#Homesforrefugees paying guests and hope that they have a long stay
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Old 7th Apr 2022, 04:43
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If he forgets the frozen Fish Fingers again I'm going to introduce him to my li'l friend!

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Old 7th Apr 2022, 07:02
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And finally, Gardeners' World comes up with a solution to cats digging in your flower beds......
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Old 7th Apr 2022, 07:23
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Getting the Amazon drone deliveries through to anyone in Hardcastle Lane made raiding Ploesti seem a walk in the park.
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Old 7th Apr 2022, 07:42
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“When I said I wanted a woman’s magazine, I wasn’t after no reading material!”
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Old 7th Apr 2022, 09:37
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OK that's the photo opportunity done so hand back the gun ( with blanks ) and get back to cooking your man's dinner. He will be back from the pub in a couple of hours...
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Old 7th Apr 2022, 09:39
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Well ma President told me to assault the Capitol. So what have I done wrong??
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Old 7th Apr 2022, 09:43
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That Red Kite ain't gonna get my baby Robin this year...


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Old 7th Apr 2022, 09:45
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Why do I need the silencer??
Well don't want to wake the baby taken me 3 hours to settle her....
or
I have PMT want to make something of it??
or
My husband hopes I will get through the Menopause before I do anything silly

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Old 7th Apr 2022, 09:48
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( Bottom right corner...)
That's my plan for a ricochet shot round the corner...said Mrs O'Sullivan
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Old 7th Apr 2022, 12:30
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When questioned by police, Mrs Gotti (52) said "I ice a lotta fruitcakes for my husband..."
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Old 7th Apr 2022, 14:11
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Slasher's Hind End weren't gonna hold Shucks when Marge got through with him!
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Old 7th Apr 2022, 16:13
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Fed up with Subaru* drivers exceeding the local speed limits, the Speedwatch team up the punishment

* other fast boy racer saloons are available
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Old 7th Apr 2022, 21:07
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Will judge this tomorrow evening, giving a fresh start for the weekend.

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