Caption Competition Mk III

[NutLoose]

The Russian filmmakers finish the final shoot of their version of the film “Da Titanic” of the Red Star line by throwing da “Heart of the Ocean” off the aft deck.
The new film reveals never before seen footage of Da Titanic’s epic struggles after hitting a submerged American nuclear submarine.

[Ascend Charlie]

Having run out of pianos in the Officers' Mess, the lads borrow a tank from the Enlisted Men's games room, and launch it off the deck.

[Kiltrash]

Throw it back, it's only a six pounder...

[Kiltrash]

While not being ULEZ compliant Barry was sure he has found a way to get his old tank into London .

[Kiltrash]

...and a final test was successfull with raising a metal box off the sea floor using 7.2m ping pong balls..

[Chu Chu]

We’ve all heard the expression “drink like a fish,” but I’ve never seen them get tanked before.

[NutLoose]

[Kiltrash]

Suspended animation

[Kiltrash]

Italian Tank engages forward...whatta mistakka to ah Makka..

[Kiltrash]

I still don't think it will float however it's your tank not mine..

[MPN11]

# Tanks for the memories ... #

[SLXOwft]

Defence cuts meant the launching of the new HMS Bulldog was 'unusual'

[Wensleydale]

The T-55 on e-bay was cheaper than buying a new anchor.

[Dan Gerous]

Close hatches, dive, dive, dive.

[cavuman1]

Designed by Thomas Andrews and built by Harland and Wolff, the Tanktanic proved to be as unsinkable as its predecessor.

- Ed

[Chu Chu]

I’ve always said that was a handsome tank. But I never expected it to pull a Narcissus.

[Buster Hyman]

Okay, seeing that it's Fri-yay!!! Let's move it along for the weekend...

Honorable mentions to the A-team. AUKUS, & Coronation entries!

In third place with the "I assume you mean the Red ones" award...

Originally Posted by jolihokistix

Scousers getting rid of the evidence.

Runner up with the "Measuring ones envy" award...

Originally Posted by Kiltrash

Throw it back, it's only a six pounder...

But the winner, with the "Topical & Chuckle able" award is...

Originally Posted by NutLoose

Russia recover their latest batch of tanks out of storage.

[jolihokistix]

Phew! A mention at last.

I've been brushing my teeth religiously, and liberally applying pitstop recently, so that must have done the trick!

[Kiltrash]

Caption waiting for picture...
Buster has a cunning plan to keep Nutty from dominating captions ..🇳🇿

[NutLoose]

Ok, try these Russians.. and Thanks Buster..