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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 1st Apr 2022, 01:08
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Too close for missiles, switching to.... RUN!!!!!!
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Old 1st Apr 2022, 01:31
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Bloodski капуста , when is the mess going to start serving us белужья икра again.

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Old 1st Apr 2022, 06:21
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After Soyuz goes Tech alternate means to get the replacement crew to the ISS is needed
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Old 1st Apr 2022, 06:22
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Guy Fawkski manages to light the blue touch paper
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Old 1st Apr 2022, 06:26
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No no Premature Ejection has a different meaning in the Medical World
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Old 1st Apr 2022, 06:29
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No no when I said there were 4 Aim 9 Missiles heading our way, that was a April Fool..
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Top Gun 2 ' Red Air ' Bugs out
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Old 1st Apr 2022, 09:06
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So where are we defecting to? Croydon? NYET!
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Heheheheeeee... He may be laughing now, but wait until he realises I had command ejection selected....
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Old 1st Apr 2022, 10:41
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Having discovered their IL-76s were vulnerable to ground fire, Russia's new tictacs to reinforce boots on the ground was going to be time and rouble consuming...
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Old 1st Apr 2022, 10:58
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You know your in (t)rouble when the Autopilot bales out
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Old 1st Apr 2022, 11:50
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Hey Nav, have you just experienced a nasty draught down the back of your neck too?
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Old 1st Apr 2022, 13:47
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We thank you for adding speedy delivery to your McDonalds order, It will be with you very soon

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Normally i cook steaks on the manifold on my Humvee but I preferred the BBQ option today
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Old 1st Apr 2022, 13:51
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Well with Hoskinski being the Pilot I thought it was safer this way rather than waiting for the inevitable crash
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Ever since lady fighter jocks, people are getting chary of singing "Baby you just light my fire"!!
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In an unfortunate side effect, the designers discovered the melting point of tbe fuselage
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Oi! I just washed and detailed that.
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"April Fool - there was no bird strike, Nav".

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