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Old 11th May 2023, 11:57
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yes, I am terribly sorry, your normal dentist is currently unavailable, he was last heard of near Bakhmut.
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Old 11th May 2023, 11:58
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And when you wake up comrade you will be Putiniski No 6
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Old 11th May 2023, 12:27
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"Comrade, I'll push this right up into your brain if you don't let go of my nuts!"
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Old 11th May 2023, 12:28
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Just be glad I'm not the real Putin! He knows **** all about dentistry!
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Old 11th May 2023, 12:30
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If you don't tell me where my tank engines are I'll pull all yer teeth out!
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Is it safe?
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Old 11th May 2023, 12:39
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You remind me of Prigozhin... I hate Prigozhin....
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Old 11th May 2023, 12:42
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OK, I've got this end now. You can let go of the end you're holding in your teeth and I'll complete the pull through.
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Old 11th May 2023, 12:44
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This is hahaha........... going to hurt you, I mean me, more than it'll hurt you, wah ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa................... Nurse! What kind of gas is that, wooo heeee heeee heeeee?
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Old 11th May 2023, 12:54
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"Nyet, I mean No, not Vladimir! I'm Hank from Arkensas, buddy..."
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Old 11th May 2023, 12:55
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"Well, long story short, this Drone was hovering over me when it dropped a note...aaand, the rest is History!"
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Old 11th May 2023, 13:24
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My Generals tell me that recruiting is like pulling teeth....
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Not what I meant when I asked the Dentist to "Putin a Filling".
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Old 11th May 2023, 14:09
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Well my Dentistry cannot be as bad as my planning, leading and executing a war.. can it?
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When Putin promised more bridgework near the Kerch Strait...
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Old 11th May 2023, 14:11
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By the time i've finished with the drill, your teeth will look like a Ukrainian field, full of craters.
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Ve half veys ov making you squark
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Too big for Flossing? Nah, we'll make it work...
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"Pass me the Novichok".

"Don't you mean the Novocaine?"

"I know what I mean".
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