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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 25th Jun 2023, 09:22
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Do you ever get a sinking feeling that all is not going well...
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Old 25th Jun 2023, 09:24
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Can Putin & Co go any deeper, will see.
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Old 25th Jun 2023, 09:27
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Hoskinski , I said submissive not submersible
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Old 25th Jun 2023, 09:41
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Well, it is said that Putin likes not to just defeat his opponents, but crush them.....
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Old 25th Jun 2023, 10:55
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Putin and Medvedev on the way to reviewing the Black Sea fleet.
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Old 25th Jun 2023, 11:07
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Off they go singing the Volga scroats' song
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Old 25th Jun 2023, 11:41
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Putin's bubble keeps getting smaller.
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Old 25th Jun 2023, 11:44
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Funny -- "Ride of the Valkyries" seemed like appropriate background music when we chose it.
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Old 25th Jun 2023, 11:53
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An ingenious way to remove Putin from the face of the planet.
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Old 25th Jun 2023, 12:02
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"Get. your. arm. off. me. People can still see us!"
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Old 25th Jun 2023, 12:07
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Look , Look what we found when we blow the Dam, a monster from the deep!
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Old 25th Jun 2023, 12:30
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Sphere of influence.
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Old 25th Jun 2023, 12:40
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It's alright, they've gone - you can come out now!
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Old 25th Jun 2023, 12:52
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Strange vessel to start a fart competition , could be fatal . If someone drops the borscht fueled silent butt deadly fart and accidentally follows through . Almost certain death in a confined space .
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Old 25th Jun 2023, 12:57
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OK Medvedev, is this your idea of a quick get away?
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Old 25th Jun 2023, 13:02
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No escape from that fart competition, in a cockpit fart competition the donning of the oxygen mask is considered cowardly capitulation .
If your other crew member asks you if you smell smoke you can bet he has unleashed the winner in a fart competition, a preemptive emptying of gaseous effluence exasperated by the confined space . Note to other crew : if both pilots are wearing oxygen masks it was a draw .
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Old 25th Jun 2023, 14:01
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Now we will dive to the Titanic, which struck an iceberg and went down with scores of oligarchs onboard.

Why did I never think of that?
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Old 25th Jun 2023, 14:10
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Having received the all clear from Lukashenko, Putin and his lapdog surprise commentators by surfacing opposite the nudist beach having left their secret underwater base in Strogino.
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Old 25th Jun 2023, 15:21
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Got off to a great start everyone, I was concerned it might have been deamed a bit of bad taste....thanks all...
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Old 25th Jun 2023, 15:40
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I wish you would let some one new post as agreed, that’s the second time lately you have gasumped it, it’s pointless running a comp if you keep jumping in.

i will sit this one out.
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