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Caption Competition Mk III

   
Old 31st Mar 2023, 18:55
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To cope with demand, Bill had a new wing built on his restaurant.
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Old 31st Mar 2023, 18:57
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The local Chinese restaurant had a new recipe for Kentucky Flied Chicken.
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Old 31st Mar 2023, 19:11
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Where'd I get it from? It's off a McDonald, Douglas...
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Old 31st Mar 2023, 19:23
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Sully made a offer on eBay and was successful in getting his aircrafts galley ...should have read the description better
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Old 31st Mar 2023, 19:25
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Hank later wondered where all his mates were, then his wife pointed they all thought it was a early April Fools...
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Old 31st Mar 2023, 19:26
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You won't believe just what you can get out through the gate at Kemble...
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Old 31st Mar 2023, 19:32
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His guests all made their excuses and left because...
All there was was the Vegan option
Or
The host did not supply doggy bags
Or
There was a $30 a head entrance fee
Or
The Superbowl was moved to tomorrow..
Or
At No 10 this was a work meeting not a party

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Old 31st Mar 2023, 19:34
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...and if there is rain, just connect the air starter and press the button
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Old 31st Mar 2023, 19:35
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Hows it powered?? I repurposed the Chentrail tank 😄
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Old 31st Mar 2023, 19:38
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You forgot the mustard.



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Old 31st Mar 2023, 19:39
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And this gentlemen, is the kipper fleets new galley.
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Old 31st Mar 2023, 20:05
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I point the exhaust at my neighbour's garden when she's sunbathing - you know, the one who plays Spice Girls CDs with the volume turned up to 11 at 3am when she's drunk...
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Old 31st Mar 2023, 20:40
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Please Mods, don't move this to Jet Blast.
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Old 31st Mar 2023, 20:43
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Make mine a jumbo burger.
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Old 31st Mar 2023, 21:09
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We got the idea when we had a birdstrike over Kentucky
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Old 31st Mar 2023, 23:20
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Slick work, Hoskins. But the customer wants the engine for a BBJ.
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Old 1st Apr 2023, 07:32
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...and you didn't think finding this in your yard may have been connected to last week's plane crash in the edge of town??
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Old 1st Apr 2023, 07:33
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...and when my wife makes a whining noise about the state of the yard I just fire up this little baby...
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Old 1st Apr 2023, 07:40
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Would it not have been simpler to have just used a brolly to keep the rain off...and a 99p disposable BBQ...said Scrooge McKiltrash
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Old 1st Apr 2023, 07:50
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Listen up folks!
With this baby you'll even get Greta to smile!

You simply insert your hotdog here, your hamburger, whatever, restaurant leftovers, anything really; it all gets converted to 100% bio fuel!
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