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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 29th Mar 2023, 09:31
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"I want this one as today's guest ale."
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 09:32
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Originally Posted by Hydromet
*****Not a caption**** Hey Nutty, why did you change the picture?
it wasn't showing my end so I thought there was a problem with it, sorry about that.
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 09:38
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Breaking news: Nutty makes a public apology after finding a problem with his end.
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 10:11
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Yes Dear Leader, as you insisted, the trigger is this third button on your shirt.
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 10:17
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It's an informal tour. Medals are not worn.
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 10:24
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Each blank comes with two smoke canisters to give the idea it does work.
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 11:36
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His doctors got the wrong end of the stick when the Great Leader asked for a bigger Red Knob than Trump
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 11:38
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...and as a unexpected bonus when you get home at night you can read the decadent Western, ahem, men's magazines without putting on the lights..
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 11:40
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What's that slow ticking noise?..
it's the Geiger Counter GL...
Your fired..it should be going ..click.click.click.click
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 12:40
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You heard about the big red button on my desk and what it's for? Well these have all got one...so no crowding in at the back there!
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 12:46
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I tell you Kim Ho, you even think of starting any of that drum solo crap in here, I swear to God I'll drop one of these things with you strapped to it.
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 12:49
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And this one Gentleman is for my friend Xi, just send it DHL
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 13:20
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Kim couldn’t resist anything in a cradle.
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 13:54
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 14:53
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Kim personally prepares the children's coffins to show the World press the results of next Wednesday's American bombing of the orphanage ...
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 14:55
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We market them as Supersuzed Easter Eggs....
and in a goodwill promotion send one to each
of the 29 largest American cities ..
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 14:58
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We have installed them with the latest Korean timers. Trouble is they run out of sand every 2 and a half minutes. So the range is not the greatest...
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 18:29
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Are these the new suppositories I ordered?
Well they'll certainly clear your blockage oh glorious leader.
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 18:34
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Bored looking officer 2nd left. Think bubble, "FFS hurry up so I can get home and into the wifes sussies and stockings before she gets back from her mothers".


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Old 29th Mar 2023, 19:02
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Conductor raises his baton and says "please open your song books to page eight and we shall all sing Fat Bottomed Girl."
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