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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 20th Apr 2023, 16:39
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The 'elf and safety Manager in the factory obviously has a sense of humour...😄..( well that's a first )
I mean putting Sir Kier in a Blue Hi Viz..
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Old 20th Apr 2023, 16:43
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To show he is a man of the people, Sir Kier explains to the 3 centre backs just how he expects Airbus to beat Boeing in the annual ...we're better than you ..football competition
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Old 21st Apr 2023, 00:36
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Hoskins, when I said we needed to call in labor . . .
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Old 21st Apr 2023, 01:07
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"...and on this side are the Prayers. Of course, we will need both to be effective for us at the next election..."
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Old 21st Apr 2023, 02:17
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Yes, this is where we'll be making the new KFC Labour pack - it's all left wings and a-holes.
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Old 21st Apr 2023, 03:00
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And this here is the exact spot where Jezbollah sadly fell over the railings.

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Old 21st Apr 2023, 05:43
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The man at the back was sooo glad for his industrial strength ear plugs . I mean have you EVER believed anything a Politician said .
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Old 21st Apr 2023, 05:46
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Well I saw Mick Dundee do this with a mad charging Bull once...and this is how I control my Deputy...
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Old 21st Apr 2023, 05:52
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Sir Keir pat's invisiboy on the head when it's shown to him... the first combat Terminator will be a game changer when he grows up ...BAE ask for a further 745 m to go into full production
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Old 21st Apr 2023, 12:27
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And over there is the large naughty step where Dominic Raab will be living.........
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Old 21st Apr 2023, 12:55
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...and compared to the London Luton DART terminal this area is positively Palaciel...
or the Croydon Whitgift Centre..

Yes I have been through and used the DART service ..and they paid 300m 😄😄
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Old 21st Apr 2023, 13:49
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Of course I don't bully my staff: they are all union members and so they tell me what to do
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Old 21st Apr 2023, 14:00
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...and here we have the Production line especially developed for Kiltrash Cap Comp Quotes. And very productive it is too...
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Old 21st Apr 2023, 16:38
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AHH AHH AHH Staying Alive ...Staying Alive
oh sorry I thought we were here to promote Defribulator kits in the workplace.
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Old 21st Apr 2023, 16:41
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And on your left, the deep pit of despair where the Tories keep on digging.........
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Old 21st Apr 2023, 16:42
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Now that the lower and upper house have moved to ( pick your own town/ village that is not London) I can't believe what they have done with Westminster Hall .
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Old 21st Apr 2023, 16:44
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Don't worry luv, you're probably too young to appreciate my Tommy Cooper impression.
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When I was last in New York, I taught the Globetrotters all they knew about ... Cricket .
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Old 21st Apr 2023, 16:48
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When I'm in no 10 I WILL have a big red button just here....like my good friend Kim...no need for Letters of Last Resort..
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Old 21st Apr 2023, 17:24
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...and I built all of those before breakfast...
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