Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

The 'elf and safety Manager in the factory obviously has a sense of humour...😄..( well that's a first )
I mean putting Sir Kier in a Blue Hi Viz..

[Kiltrash]

To show he is a man of the people, Sir Kier explains to the 3 centre backs just how he expects Airbus to beat Boeing in the annual ...we're better than you ..football competition

[Chu Chu]

Hoskins, when I said we needed to call in labor . . .

[Buster Hyman]

"...and on this side are the Prayers. Of course, we will need both to be effective for us at the next election..."

[Hydromet]

Yes, this is where we'll be making the new KFC Labour pack - it's all left wings and a-holes.

[jolihokistix]

And this here is the exact spot where Jezbollah sadly fell over the railings.

[Kiltrash]

The man at the back was sooo glad for his industrial strength ear plugs . I mean have you EVER believed anything a Politician said .

[Kiltrash]

Well I saw Mick Dundee do this with a mad charging Bull once...and this is how I control my Deputy...

[Kiltrash]

Sir Keir pat's invisiboy on the head when it's shown to him... the first combat Terminator will be a game changer when he grows up ...BAE ask for a further £745 m to go into full production

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And over there is the large naughty step where Dominic Raab will be living.........

[Kiltrash]

...and compared to the London Luton DART terminal this area is positively Palaciel...
or the Croydon Whitgift Centre..

Yes I have been through and used the DART service ..and they paid £300m 😄😄

[Wensleydale]

Of course I don't bully my staff: they are all union members and so they tell me what to do
.

[Kiltrash]

...and here we have the Production line especially developed for Kiltrash Cap Comp Quotes. And very productive it is too...

[Kiltrash]

AHH AHH AHH Staying Alive ...Staying Alive
oh sorry I thought we were here to promote Defribulator kits in the workplace.

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And on your left, the deep pit of despair where the Tories keep on digging.........

[Kiltrash]

Now that the lower and upper house have moved to ( pick your own town/ village that is not London) I can't believe what they have done with Westminster Hall .

[Confusious]

Don't worry luv, you're probably too young to appreciate my Tommy Cooper impression.

[Kiltrash]

When I was last in New York, I taught the Globetrotters all they knew about ... Cricket .

[Kiltrash]

When I'm in no 10 I WILL have a big red button just here....like my good friend Kim...no need for Letters of Last Resort..

[treadigraph]

...and I built all of those before breakfast...