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Old 26th Feb 2022, 14:30
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Early trials of hydrogen as a fuel demonstrated that fuel tank sealing needed to be addressed.
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Old 26th Feb 2022, 14:46
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Captain: "Phew, glad I wasn't scheduled for that Il-76 trip this morning."
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Old 26th Feb 2022, 15:17
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When I told him he was flying Ant and Dec to Blackpool, he spontaneously combusted...
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Old 26th Feb 2022, 20:00
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That’s not what I meant when I said I wanted a light twin….
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Old 26th Feb 2022, 20:06
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On the insurance form, the owner claimed that it had gone down with the Atlantic Conveyer

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Welcome to Kyiv, cocktail anyone?
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Old 26th Feb 2022, 22:01
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I could swear the smoke alarm was working when I last checked!
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Old 27th Feb 2022, 00:20
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Naaa stick a bigger fuse in it, it’ll be alright..
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Old 27th Feb 2022, 08:02
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Air Taxi for Mr Putin...
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Old 27th Feb 2022, 09:42
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Despite giving it a go, Ghost Rider decides to stick to Motorbikes.
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Old 27th Feb 2022, 11:58
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Thought bubble from fire helmet: The combustion triangle must be around here somewhere.
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Old 27th Feb 2022, 14:54
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( Not a caption ) Last orders please
call this one late Sunday UK time tonight
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Old 27th Feb 2022, 15:55
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“Sorry, wrong airport, wrong country, wrong time. Do you take Dollars, Euros or Roubles?”
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Old 27th Feb 2022, 16:54
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Consider yourselves lucky,
it did not go all down in flames.
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Old 27th Feb 2022, 18:48
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Luckily, the cargo's Swedish aid to Ukraine. How dangerous could it be?
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Old 27th Feb 2022, 18:53
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What happens when your student has a helmet fire and you Let it get out of control

no puns were hurt in the making of this comment
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I think you’re supposed to fire the distress flare off from outside the aircraft Hoskins
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Old 28th Feb 2022, 02:25
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Captain. Instruments indicating an engine fire!
Oh, you think???
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Old 28th Feb 2022, 03:53
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The winner of this latest offering is AC with...

Originally Posted by Ascend Charlie
Joyriding teenagers take their antics one step further, but still insist on torching it afterwards.
Several others jointly excellent in the runner up spot but I particularly liked AC with
"Hey! Will you guys turn on the f****g tap??!!"
Over to you Ascend

I would have had

That was lucky the Coffman Starter Trophy missed the flight after all
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Old 28th Feb 2022, 05:20
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Thanks Kilty, try this one:
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