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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 9th Apr 2023, 16:47
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When my Grandpa said he had been a Dispatch Rider during the war, I had mentally pictured something different.
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Old 9th Apr 2023, 17:21
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Ordered to "surrender" so he could map the enemy rear, Schultz was particularly proud of his disguised measuring wheel.
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Old 9th Apr 2023, 18:59
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Boris later thought this would be a great idea to relieve the congestion in inner London..
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Old 9th Apr 2023, 18:59
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...but just where to put the battery...was solved by some ruthless German engineering
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Old 9th Apr 2023, 19:01
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Buster was relieved to find Nutty gratuitously re posted the picture ..to get his post count up.
oh no he didn't ..
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Old 9th Apr 2023, 19:02
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The redevelopment of Croydon Village Centre still suffers when the local sewage overflows after copious rain...
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Old 9th Apr 2023, 19:04
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At London Luton Airport alternative means had to be found when the DART broke down..
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Old 9th Apr 2023, 19:06
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...and now you know what happens when the cycle clips are taken off after a non stop charity run from John O' Groats to Lands End
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Old 9th Apr 2023, 20:57
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Phew! That was close! If it hadn't shelled out for the mud and snow rated tire, they would have turned me back at that last checkpoint.
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Old 10th Apr 2023, 00:13
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I tell you, it’s a mad world….. if you admit you’re having mental issues they book you an appointment with HIM.
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Old 10th Apr 2023, 07:27
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Okay. New week ahead. Let's freshen things up around here...

Runner up with the pun-tastic...
Originally Posted by Confusious
"Oi you, you're supposed to be marching in tandem."
Our winner though, giving us all fond memories of the cooler & a baseball...
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Wait for the bit where he tries to jump the barbed wire at the Swiss border...
Over to you Treads, just don't tell them where George is!
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Old 10th Apr 2023, 07:28
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Hold my beer and watch this...
or
Just you wait till I get this up to 88MPH.
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Old 10th Apr 2023, 07:29
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...and if I go RUMBLE...RUMBLE..RUMBLE the enemy all run away.
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Old 10th Apr 2023, 07:30
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Oops sorry...well done Treadigaph..😄
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Old 10th Apr 2023, 08:14
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Thanks Buster! Here's a festive one to keep you all going for a day or two...

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Old 10th Apr 2023, 08:38
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Hoskins. Do you even know what a Playboy Bunny is?
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Old 10th Apr 2023, 08:38
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Myxomatosis? Try me, I dares ya!
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Old 10th Apr 2023, 08:54
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Hoskins, you do realise that your snowfields training is in Sidney, Canada, not Sydney, Australia, don't you.
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Old 10th Apr 2023, 10:04
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Nothing to see here, normal for a kids athletic event In the USofA
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Old 10th Apr 2023, 10:04
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Sugar content a little high? was it Hank..
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