Caption Competition Mk III
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And the winner of the knobbly knees competition is


Just before their crewmate's back bottom becomes mincemeat, the lady and gentleman on the left of the photo look on in horror as an out-of-control flaming A380 barrels directly toward them. Musical background is the cacophony of someone strangling the agony bags.
- Ed

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#5 acquired a hand on her shoulder. “Oh, that’s Captain Speaking. He has long arms, and ,,, oh, cut …”

I do hate these photo shoots in our short skirts - they are so demeaning, they always just want us to show a bit of flesh and look sexy! ....said Bert the Stewardess

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I wish she wouldn't stand in the intake, can you hear the blue note as the air is drawn in through her legs?

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Yes I know Red Bull gives you wings, but so do tampons replied Doris

Ok all, men women and cabbages gonna call this one in the morning....feel I didn't win fair and square ..like the Donald will 😄...
last orders please
ps I need to get back to slagging off Croydon...
last orders please
ps I need to get back to slagging off Croydon...
