Caption Competition Mk III
... And the envelope, please! On the weight of the quality and quantity of his excellent entries, this contest, though potentially void where prohibited by law and with the specification that PPRuNe employees, members, as well as subsidiaries, affiliates, suppliers, advertising and promotion agencies, and employees' immediate family members are ineligible to participate in the contest, goes to...............KILTRASH!
His incomparable entry:"OH NO! The grillemeister, in a hurry to finish cooking his steaks, selected TOGA power. He was sucked into the engine, spun 'round at 35,000 r.p.m., scorched, and ejected at high speed into his solarium, where his wife was finishing a pleasing arrangement of pussy willows and tulips in a Lalique vase.
Not sure just how this brilliant sure fire winning caption came into my mind 😄"
is without parallel in the annals of PPRuNe comedic history! Well Done, KILTY! The floor is yours.
- Ed
His incomparable entry:"OH NO! The grillemeister, in a hurry to finish cooking his steaks, selected TOGA power. He was sucked into the engine, spun 'round at 35,000 r.p.m., scorched, and ejected at high speed into his solarium, where his wife was finishing a pleasing arrangement of pussy willows and tulips in a Lalique vase.
Not sure just how this brilliant sure fire winning caption came into my mind 😄"
is without parallel in the annals of PPRuNe comedic history! Well Done, KILTY! The floor is yours.
- Ed
Last edited by cavuman1; 3rd Apr 2023 at 01:37. Reason: Punctuation

To demonstrate the compact size of these new small engines we placed a Barbie doll inside for reference.

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The Tech crew of the DC-10 demonstrator voted for Carol to stand in the engine for the photo. "It's amazing how popular one becomes without any knickers on!" she said afterwards.

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Unfortunately for B-Cal, they had to buy the Demonstrator as well, owing to the fact that Carols heels put holes in the engine cowling!

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Bcal dispose of excess crews following take over

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And each kilt was secured by a little prick, making pilots redundant.

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Taking a leaf out of the classic film Animal House, each hostess was issued with a pair of disposable gloves.

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Suck,squeeze,bang and blow, Bcal ladies are introduced to the technical side of being an Air Hostess.

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I've got an awful Kiltrash..
That'll be the crabs* love..
*various other living mites available...
That'll be the crabs* love..
*various other living mites available...

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Prince Philip sneeks into the photocall.
