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Old 2nd Apr 2023, 05:46
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What you get when your staff request a BBQ area, and you let your Defense Procurement section order the equipment: a $3.5 million invoice to follow.
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Old 2nd Apr 2023, 08:03
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Neighbour from hell: "this is the Rolls Royce of barbeques...."

Bloke next door, stage whisper: "what a huge Pratt!"
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Old 2nd Apr 2023, 08:25
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Top Gun III. Its the same old story of "Boy meets Grill".
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Old 2nd Apr 2023, 08:26
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When he was advised to build a new wing on his restaurant....
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Old 2nd Apr 2023, 08:30
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Hoskins: I've finally got Roger Bacon where I want him!
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Old 2nd Apr 2023, 09:18
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Sure, I can do you a crème brûlée. Pass me the blow torch.


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Old 2nd Apr 2023, 11:05
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At RAF Mildenhall no one told the caterers the show had been cancelled...15 years ago.
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Old 2nd Apr 2023, 11:08
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True definition of a Man Cave at the bottom of the garden...
but we live in a 5 th floor flat
Don't bother me with irrelevant details ...
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Old 2nd Apr 2023, 11:10
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Look, if I dont get a descission soon these burgers are gonna be toast...
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Old 2nd Apr 2023, 11:44
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There is no vegetarian alternative. You can either have it done with avtur, or do without.
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Old 2nd Apr 2023, 14:18
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Why do they call him the Barbeque Batman?
Because he cooks under a cowling….
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Old 2nd Apr 2023, 19:03
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Cavuman is later rushed to hospital with a severe case of Salmonella..having not fully reheated his food.
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Old 2nd Apr 2023, 19:07
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In London the rampant Manchester United fan was glad LNER was on strike....giving him a cast iron excuse not to go to Newcastle....ah well every cloud etc...😄


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Old 2nd Apr 2023, 19:08
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Amazing the oversized things on offer at Costco these days.
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Old 2nd Apr 2023, 19:29
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The market analyst are saying that the Pratt and Whitney diversification strategy has gotten out of hand....
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So what did YOU get for your retirement gift.......
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Old 2nd Apr 2023, 19:36
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You can tell it was made for Boeing because it is fitted with an MCAS (Massively Crappy Appliance Surface) that makes it nearly impossible to control.
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Old 2nd Apr 2023, 19:38
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Yah, I had to paint out the United logo when it landed in my yard.
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Old 2nd Apr 2023, 19:40
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If Pratt & Whitney had started out making BBQ's instead of sewing machines.....
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Old 2nd Apr 2023, 20:01
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“The chap who converted it for me said it’s got two dipsticks - but I’ve only found one on the inside”
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