Caption Competition Mk III

[Wensleydale]

I'm a big fan.

[treadigraph]

This is your Short Order Captain speaking... Sadly we've had a flame out and there's burger all to be done about it. The salad bar is still open...

[SLXOwft]

Fan oven, sheet, y'all need a turbofan grill...

[Buster Hyman]

“…and at the front, I have a Salad Tosser…”
”There’s one on the side too…”

[Buster Hyman]

Wait… this is a real engine. That means….OH MY GOD!!!!

[Buster Hyman]

Works really well, I only have ato figure out how to reduce the power of the exhaust fan.

[cavuman1]

OH NO! The grillemeister, in a hurry to finish cooking his steaks, selected TOGA power. He was sucked into the engine, spun 'round at 35,000 r.p.m., scorched, and ejected at high speed into his solarium, where his wife was finishing a pleasing arrangement of pussy willows and tulips in a Lalique vase.




APRIL FOOL!

Will pull the chocks on this one tomorrow at 1000Z. No Joke....

- Ed

[Confusious]

Aye up, sauce available from the HP cock.

[Kiltrash]

Knew it was a mistake inviting Mr Brittas when he pointed that although there was only one burner it needed 4 FOUR throttle quadrants....

[Kiltrash]

OH NO! The grillemeister, in a hurry to finish cooking his steaks, selected TOGA power. He was sucked into the engine, spun 'round at 35,000 r.p.m., scorched, and ejected at high speed into his solarium, where his wife was finishing a pleasing arrangement of pussy willows and tulips in a Lalique vase.

Not sure just how this brilliant sure fire winning caption came into my mind 😄

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[sealo0]

Ooops, sorry forgot the ear defenders

[Kiltrash]

Yes, very good, but does it come in Red?!

[Kiltrash]

Darling, are you sure you gave the invites to the paper boy to deliver round the close for our Coronation Party?
Yes Dear, but perhaps you should have given them £20 each...
No No imaging it getting out how a HM Tax Inspector bribed the Black economy for his own gain...

[sealo0]

pratt & Whitney announcement


This is how we merge Lockheed and Boeing

[Kiltrash]

...and there's you not doing any cooking in the house...
as it's wummins work
or
Cant even boil a egg
Or
Lost the recipe for ice

[Kiltrash]

..ah Mr Whitney, I have it on good authority that your a Pratt...

[Kiltrash]

It's a cheap Chinese knock off ...the BBQ works but the RB ...don't

[treadigraph]

Do we barbeque corncobs? Of course, we call them R4360s!

[Chu Chu]

What's the ETA on the nurnberger bratwurst?

The bad news is we've got a flameout on number 1. The even worse news is that the only alternates we prepared are hamburger and frankfurter.

[ShyTorque]

Fuel injection?

No, twin choke Weber