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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 1st Apr 2023, 07:59
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I'm a big fan.
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Old 1st Apr 2023, 08:15
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This is your Short Order Captain speaking... Sadly we've had a flame out and there's burger all to be done about it. The salad bar is still open...
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Old 1st Apr 2023, 13:41
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Fan oven, sheet, y'all need a turbofan grill...
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Old 1st Apr 2023, 14:53
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“…and at the front, I have a Salad Tosser…”
”There’s one on the side too…”
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Old 1st Apr 2023, 14:55
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Wait… this is a real engine. That means….OH MY GOD!!!!
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Old 1st Apr 2023, 14:56
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Works really well, I only have ato figure out how to reduce the power of the exhaust fan.
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Old 1st Apr 2023, 16:14
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OH NO! The grillemeister, in a hurry to finish cooking his steaks, selected TOGA power. He was sucked into the engine, spun 'round at 35,000 r.p.m., scorched, and ejected at high speed into his solarium, where his wife was finishing a pleasing arrangement of pussy willows and tulips in a Lalique vase.




APRIL FOOL!

Will pull the chocks on this one tomorrow at 1000Z. No Joke....

- Ed
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Old 1st Apr 2023, 17:08
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Aye up, sauce available from the HP cock.
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Old 1st Apr 2023, 17:19
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Knew it was a mistake inviting Mr Brittas when he pointed that although there was only one burner it needed 4 FOUR throttle quadrants....
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Old 1st Apr 2023, 17:21
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OH NO! The grillemeister, in a hurry to finish cooking his steaks, selected TOGA power. He was sucked into the engine, spun 'round at 35,000 r.p.m., scorched, and ejected at high speed into his solarium, where his wife was finishing a pleasing arrangement of pussy willows and tulips in a Lalique vase.

Not sure just how this brilliant sure fire winning caption came into my mind 😄

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Old 1st Apr 2023, 17:21
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Ooops, sorry forgot the ear defenders
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Old 1st Apr 2023, 17:22
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Yes, very good, but does it come in Red?!
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Old 1st Apr 2023, 17:26
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Darling, are you sure you gave the invites to the paper boy to deliver round the close for our Coronation Party?
Yes Dear, but perhaps you should have given them 20 each...
No No imaging it getting out how a HM Tax Inspector bribed the Black economy for his own gain...
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Old 1st Apr 2023, 17:27
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pratt & Whitney announcement


This is how we merge Lockheed and Boeing
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Old 1st Apr 2023, 17:31
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...and there's you not doing any cooking in the house...
as it's wummins work
or
Cant even boil a egg
Or
Lost the recipe for ice
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Old 1st Apr 2023, 17:34
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..ah Mr Whitney, I have it on good authority that your a Pratt...
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Old 1st Apr 2023, 17:37
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It's a cheap Chinese knock off ...the BBQ works but the RB ...don't
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Old 1st Apr 2023, 18:27
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Do we barbeque corncobs? Of course, we call them R4360s!
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Old 1st Apr 2023, 19:03
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What's the ETA on the nurnberger bratwurst?

The bad news is we've got a flameout on number 1. The even worse news is that the only alternates we prepared are hamburger and frankfurter.
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Old 1st Apr 2023, 22:45
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Fuel injection?

No, twin choke Weber
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