Caption Competition Mk III
General first left wonders just how long he has to wait even for just one medal...one medal..after 25 years arse licking the countries mad man, that's all I ask for...fortunalty my wife died last year and I have no descendants and my parents fled to the South .... Ah well was a piss poor life, be glad when it's all ove.....
Kim: Now remember. On December 24, we deploy these northward along the 126th meridian. The reindeer will follow the red noses, and we'll have a sled load of the latest Western gear.
General to left (silently): Can't we just order it from China like everyone else?
General to left (silently): Can't we just order it from China like everyone else?
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As ordered Dear Leader, 100 miniature Thunderbird 2 drones to strike terror into the capitalist pigs! Just awaiting final assembly...
Conductor "All together now, ten green Nukes sitting in a line, ten green nukes sitting in a line and if one green nuke should accidently ......."
GL " General Kim ....shoot him!"
GL " General Kim ....shoot him!"
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Ok I am going to call it so we can have a fresh one for the weekend,
The Winner is Cavuman1 with
Runners up are
Ascend Charlie with
Kiltrash with
Mine would have been:
Listen here fatty, we explained the three man principal to you all, but you come waltzing in here in your fancy black suits and touch the bomb, if you touch the bomb again I will wrap your knuckles so hard they will hear you screaming in P'yŏngyang.
Or
They are filled with wildfire, we have been secretly stacking them down here since that little fat Kim Jong-un came into power ready to burn him and his palace above in green flames.
cough cough.. it's him.....
The Winner is Cavuman1 with
(Man on far right, reading from booklet) - "Then shalt thou countest to three, no more, no less; three being the number...then shalt thou sittest astride the red-nosed beast and ride it to the ground of thine enemy, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it!"
- Ed
- Ed
Ascend Charlie with
"Risten here, fat boy! You touch that thing again, I break your fingers!"
We have installed them with the latest Korean timers. Trouble is they run out of sand every 2 and a half minutes. So the range is not the greatest...
Listen here fatty, we explained the three man principal to you all, but you come waltzing in here in your fancy black suits and touch the bomb, if you touch the bomb again I will wrap your knuckles so hard they will hear you screaming in P'yŏngyang.
Or
They are filled with wildfire, we have been secretly stacking them down here since that little fat Kim Jong-un came into power ready to burn him and his palace above in green flames.
cough cough.. it's him.....
What happens when you strap people to AAA...
"No...No... .No! The tall one, he's goldy looking, speaks funny, walks funny, you, know, Ah, Choo do you!, not the short fat rubbishy one... "
"No...No... .No! The tall one, he's goldy looking, speaks funny, walks funny, you, know, Ah, Choo do you!, not the short fat rubbishy one... "
- Ed
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I've just been chatting to Witney, so you must be Pratt....
