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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 28th Mar 2023, 17:56
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Kilty’s having withdrawal symptoms…
Premature withdrawal...
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Old 28th Mar 2023, 23:36
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Sorry all, keyboard drank some whisky last night so limited functions. Declare open house!
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 00:22
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 01:12
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"There you go Sis, just pick the toy boy you want."
New picture needs a new caption

In some armies, the band doubles as stretcher bearers, here we are bomb testers.

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Old 29th Mar 2023, 03:02
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*****Not a caption**** Hey Nutty, why did you change the picture?
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 03:37
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"Risten here, fat boy! You touch that thing again, I break your fingers!"
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 04:58
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Ahh, so you’re saying my Uncle repwaced the AA gun ammo with Nerf gun ammo….very cwever!
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 05:59
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..NK Security Forces are on the look out for Pudsey Bear.
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 06:42
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Yung Fat Wun sponsors Red Nose Day in North Korea.
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 06:48
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“We’ve named these bombs in your honour, Sir!”

“Of course….what is the name?”

”Fat Boy….”
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"... and how much beer do they hold?"
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 07:59
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At Weapons plant SLT14 Kim proudly shows off the variable yeald atomic weapons he personally designed, to the aghast World's Press...
Fortunately no one was brave to ask why the designation SLT

Super sized Liquorice Torpedoes...of course
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 07:59
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The Red Caped ones?? Tracers of course

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Old 29th Mar 2023, 08:00
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What is the filling Sire??
Munchkins of course
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The latest NORK Firework display is made ready for the 4th of July
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Man on right in black frantically checks his passport still has his American Visa safely tucked in .
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Why do they all have Washington as the return address?
To save money we're delivering them by UPS...none of this Ballistic Missile nonsense
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Man in black has a terrible weight on his shoulders
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These are the nice bombs you ordered dear leader.

Bombs, no these are my sisters new butt plugs!!
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 08:19
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These are your new weight control tablets Dear Leader, you asked for something drastic if you recall?

Yes I did but, dear God, how am I supposed to swallow those?

You don't, O Revered One, you stuff them up your @rse...

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