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Old 29th Mar 2023, 19:02
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Conductor raises his baton and says "please open your song books to page eight and we shall all sing Fat Bottomed Girl."
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 19:09
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Everyone holding their breath whilst trying not to laugh after Kim said "I'll have this one, will my ashes fit in it?"
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 20:55
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Bored officer second left thinks...FFS how do women were these god awful frilly knickers....don't half itch...
.. So I am led to believe you understand as I have not tried them myself...honest
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 20:56
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...and your sure our cover story that this is only a maternity hospital is still good...
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 21:02
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...and these are for the UK Government as part of their plan to shrink the Asylum Seeker problem ..
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 21:14
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(Man on far right, reading from booklet) - "Then shalt thou countest to three, no more, no less; three being the number...then shalt thou sittest astride the red-nosed beast and ride it to the ground of thine enemy, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it!"

- Ed
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 22:09
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Kim (examining hand): I want you on the AAA range at dawn. All of you.
But sir, what did we do?
You told me these were dirty bombs.
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Old 29th Mar 2023, 23:16
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Most advanced rice cookers to date , dual core air cooker should be able to cook all the rice in Beijing in a flash
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Old 30th Mar 2023, 05:35
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Yes, this is our new line on dustbins we are selling to the West....look how they lapped up our copies of Audi and Skoda's...
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Old 30th Mar 2023, 05:42
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Man leaning down to confer with his aide, checking did he also write down in his notebook what the Great Leader actually said that...
Nutty and Buster were actually siblings separated at birth?
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Old 30th Mar 2023, 07:36
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...and just the touch of a human hand will trigger it with dire consequences for all those within 50 miles...
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Old 30th Mar 2023, 09:09
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Great leader very dissapointed to find Noel Edmonds was not hosting NK's 'Deal or No Deal'!
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Old 30th Mar 2023, 09:33
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Man leaning down to confer with his aide, checking did he also write down in his notebook what the Great Leader actually said that...
Nutty and Buster were actually siblings separated at birth?

Naughty step for you...
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Old 30th Mar 2023, 11:54
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So Glorious Leader, as you can see by the calculations of the good Doctor here, the superior brilliance of North Korean science has managed to get not one, but two buckets of sunshine into these.
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Old 30th Mar 2023, 12:04
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We found the problem Glorious Leader ......General Kim put his red socks in with your whites!
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Old 30th Mar 2023, 12:05
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No doubt about it Glorious Leader. I've had the accountant here check the ledger. There should be eleven.
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Old 30th Mar 2023, 12:05
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General, why one for Croydon?

We couldn't spell Ruton...

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Old 30th Mar 2023, 12:49
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Yes Dear Leader. These new pins for the Bowling Alley guarantee a strike every time you bowl!
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Old 30th Mar 2023, 14:31
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Dear Leader “ First person to leapfrog all these gets another medal”
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Old 30th Mar 2023, 16:35
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Kim, ( Kiltrash ) is proud to announce the birth of his 10 ( 4) th Grandchild. Mother and son are doing well ...
Well that's Spare, Spare, Spare, Spare etc...
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