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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 26th Mar 2023, 05:38
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Chap on the left: "And as you can see, there's no Spares in there!"
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Old 26th Mar 2023, 10:14
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Man on left: "Well, how was that?"
Kate: "Oh, so exciting and William let me play with his stick."
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Old 26th Mar 2023, 10:32
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Wills: "Kate don't stand on that flapy thing!"
Kate: "William you know it's an Aileron, don't you?"
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Old 26th Mar 2023, 12:10
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Katie didn’t get the joke when she asked why there was no stick .
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Old 26th Mar 2023, 12:42
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Kate does her best 'Anson Mount' impression...



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Old 26th Mar 2023, 15:03
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It survived the war without being hit but now it’s riddled with high heal holes..
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Old 26th Mar 2023, 17:14
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Think bubble over Kates head.

Sigh, Just like his condoms, William fails to properly use his umbrella to protect me.....
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Old 26th Mar 2023, 18:14
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"Dear, when you said we were getting something with a turret, I was rather hoping for a castle....."
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Old 26th Mar 2023, 19:40
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Having trouble with my wi fi so calling in 12 hours..
Last orders please
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Old 26th Mar 2023, 20:47
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Having trouble with my wi fi so calling in 12 hours..
Last orders please
As Doris said to Buster… Blimey that was quick…


ps try unplugging the router for 5 mins then plug it back in.
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Old 26th Mar 2023, 21:05
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
"But, Will, just say we were reenacting the chap who got the VC for putting holes in a wing to go blow out a fire... Jackson Ward or something? "
"that was two different guys doing the same thing, 4 years apart, without stilettos..."
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Old 26th Mar 2023, 21:31
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Yes Doris, it was quick, but I bet you don’t need a yellow walking stick after 30 mins with Nutty!
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Old 27th Mar 2023, 04:16
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"Jeez, Willy, I will have to stop holding onto you by your hair, you are getting a bit thin on top!"
"Just make sure you don't hold my ears, I don't want to end up looking like Daddy!"
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Old 27th Mar 2023, 04:54
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Left Foot....black.
No dear, I'm not going to go in there and play Twister with you. I'll see you at the bar.
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Old 27th Mar 2023, 10:04
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“Oh no, Wills you forgot to close the curtains!,”
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Old 27th Mar 2023, 10:39
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No more entries please,, i'm about to judge...
I would have offered along the lines of

When the Prince of Wales disembarked he was heard to say to the aide... Cor glad thats over,, donno how 6'3 crew put up with such cramped conditions, I really could do with a fag...Hoskins at the bottom of the ladder replied... I'm here.
or
Kate said i think we have found the perfect place to incarcerate the PPRuNe usual suspects, ... think its appropriate, and we can sell off the Tower of :London to private developers, you daddy will be pleased...
or
.The museum immediately put up signs "By Royal Appointment.." and the entrance fee quadrupled.
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Old 27th Mar 2023, 10:47
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First prize today goes to Cvnicalint for...

Are you sure that we have to get in backwards?

with a runner up of Andy with...

"Dear, when you said we were getting something with a turret, I was rather hoping for a castle....."

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Old 27th Mar 2023, 16:37
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Oh before Cyclinet steps I should have said, and I'm super surprised no one did...
" Nice Beaver "
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Old 28th Mar 2023, 12:35
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I did pm Cynicalint at the time

Think we need to call on Andy to take up the honour??
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Old 28th Mar 2023, 13:19
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Kilty’s having withdrawal symptoms…



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