Caption Competition Mk III

[Buster Hyman]

Kilty’s having withdrawal symptoms…

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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman

Kilty’s having withdrawal symptoms…

Premature withdrawal...

[cynicalint]

Sorry all, keyboard drank some whisky last night so limited functions. Declare open house!

[NutLoose]

Try

[Hydromet]

"There you go Sis, just pick the toy boy you want."
New picture needs a new caption

In some armies, the band doubles as stretcher bearers, here we are bomb testers.

[Hydromet]

*****Not a caption**** Hey Nutty, why did you change the picture?

[Ascend Charlie]

"Risten here, fat boy! You touch that thing again, I break your fingers!"

[Buster Hyman]

Ahh, so you’re saying my Uncle repwaced the AA gun ammo with Nerf gun ammo….very cwever!

[Wensleydale]

..NK Security Forces are on the look out for Pudsey Bear.

[Hydromet]

Yung Fat Wun sponsors Red Nose Day in North Korea.

[ShyTorque]

“We’ve named these bombs in your honour, Sir!”

“Of course….what is the name?”

”Fat Boy….”

[Wensleydale]

"... and how much beer do they hold?"

[Kiltrash]

At Weapons plant SLT14 Kim proudly shows off the variable yeald atomic weapons he personally designed, to the aghast World's Press...
Fortunately no one was brave to ask why the designation SLT

Super sized Liquorice Torpedoes...of course

[Kiltrash]

The Red Caped ones?? Tracers of course

[Kiltrash]

What is the filling Sire??
Munchkins of course

[Kiltrash]

The latest NORK Firework display is made ready for the 4th of July

[Kiltrash]

Man on right in black frantically checks his passport still has his American Visa safely tucked in .

[Kiltrash]

Why do they all have Washington as the return address?
To save money we're delivering them by UPS...none of this Ballistic Missile nonsense

[Kiltrash]

Man in black has a terrible weight on his shoulders

[sealo0]

These are the nice bombs you ordered dear leader.

Bombs, no these are my sisters new butt plugs!!