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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 24th Mar 2023, 10:48
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"Good, good! Everyone is doing well. Now, we get to the best part of Sundial School! Achmed, grab Nutty's Viagra!"
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Old 24th Mar 2023, 14:58
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*** Bad Taste Warning ***




'...g'day mate!'
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Old 24th Mar 2023, 15:21
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And be polite when the Germans come around and put their towels out on you..
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Old 24th Mar 2023, 15:23
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Take that you son of a beach!
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Old 24th Mar 2023, 19:11
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Wagner is glad to be re located from Ukraine to Africs ....better to get sunburn than frostbite
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Old 24th Mar 2023, 19:13
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Geneva Convention on treatment of Prisoners of War don't apply here...oh **** Ahmed there's Tic Tok...
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Old 24th Mar 2023, 19:15
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....and finally...
VAR review downgraded the straight Red card for violent conduct, ... to a ticking off...whose been a naughty boy then...
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Old 24th Mar 2023, 19:17
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Just two more whacks and I'll get the colour of your balls to match your sun tanned mush.
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Old 24th Mar 2023, 21:08
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“This is the only dirty magazine you’re going to see from now on!”
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Old 24th Mar 2023, 21:15
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Are you sure this is what is meant by cock, hook and look?
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Old 24th Mar 2023, 22:07
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“No gays in ISIS! I swear, I’ll find out which one of you is bent!”
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Old 24th Mar 2023, 23:14
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Putting that copy of Playboy down your front won’t help you now
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Old 25th Mar 2023, 00:24
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Figures. I get sentenced to the stocks, and they go medieval on me.
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Old 25th Mar 2023, 00:45
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OK. Judgement day. Honourable Mentions to, in no particular order the usual suspects
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Lower....if you want to get under the barbed wire..
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“…and, as you can see Gentlemen, this angle gives the bomb a lovely spread across any Plaza…”
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And be polite when the Germans come around and put their towels out on you..
But the CST goes to that 'orrible little man, Fitliker, for
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Spoken in my best attempts at a Windsor Davies impression:
Never seen such a blatant display of poofery , in my day we fixed bayonets for sand dancing and used real rifles not Russian noise makers
The CST will be waltzing its way across the sands to you shortly.
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Old 25th Mar 2023, 03:45
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My grovelling apologies , ladies and laddies . Time for an open House ?
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Old 25th Mar 2023, 08:01
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If I may as a third looser offer up.. blatantly stolen from another thread...


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Old 25th Mar 2023, 08:13
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"Hello my Anson" said the Duke of Cornwall
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Old 25th Mar 2023, 08:16
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That’s better than Kennington palace, not to worry Buck House next!
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Old 25th Mar 2023, 08:54
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Thanks for arranging the visit Will’s , Megan & Harry will be so pleased with their new lodgings
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Old 25th Mar 2023, 08:58
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You know Kate, you'd look great in a 1950s BOAC hostie uniform...
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