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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 22nd Mar 2023, 13:14
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Hey Sarge, I can see your house from here - I say, what's that your wife is doing with the Colonel?
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Old 22nd Mar 2023, 13:40
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In the Circus, Hank wondered just how he drew the Great Dane in the ' Limbo Dance under a Squaddie' contest, and Bert drew the Pekingese...
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Old 22nd Mar 2023, 13:41
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Buster gets Nutty EXACTLY where we wants him...
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Old 22nd Mar 2023, 13:45
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Wow, tide sure went out quickly in the Synchronization Swimming contest....
Yes but the man with the AK??
Damm photo shop went wrong....again
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Old 22nd Mar 2023, 13:48
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Unused scene showing just how Paddy hardened up L Troop
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Old 22nd Mar 2023, 13:51
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Chief Whipp tries to encourage the rebels to vote FOR the Windsor Agreement
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Old 22nd Mar 2023, 16:37
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And we call this beating the retreat, none of those red jacket woosies in this army..
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Old 22nd Mar 2023, 16:55
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Your wife tells me you fire blanks - Show me how!
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Old 22nd Mar 2023, 17:08
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Think bubble over the guy about to be hit

I KNEW I should have joined the Air Force !
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Old 22nd Mar 2023, 18:55
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Just testing none of you Cuckolds are wearing Chastity Belts
...CLANG...next ...
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Old 22nd Mar 2023, 18:57
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Lower....if you want to get under the barbed wire..
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Old 22nd Mar 2023, 19:19
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"Get down....you're not one of my arch rivals!"
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Old 22nd Mar 2023, 19:46
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Useless bunch! We'll never qualify for the Limbo event at the Paris Olympics...
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Old 22nd Mar 2023, 20:34
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I say, don't you think this SAS reality TV show is going a bit too far?

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Old 22nd Mar 2023, 20:40
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"Did you say your balls are itchy in this heat?"
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Old 22nd Mar 2023, 20:48
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“And you still look like Drones … BRACE!!”
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Old 22nd Mar 2023, 21:04
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The troop later regretted the ' who can last the longest with a live ferret down the trousers ' initiation ceremony
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Old 22nd Mar 2023, 21:32
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"No Achmed, it's not a bloody fez!"
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Old 22nd Mar 2023, 22:22
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Ouch! That hurt!


*** NOT A CAPTION*** I actually did take a deep breath and google "little willy" before I made my picks. *** NOT A CAPTION***
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Old 22nd Mar 2023, 23:31
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Are you sure this is what we need to do to join Gary Glitters Gang ?
No , I said this what we do to people who want to join Gary Glitters Gang
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