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Old 11th Jun 2023, 18:04
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Can I write the forward for your autobiography??
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Old 11th Jun 2023, 18:05
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Welcome to the Masons, we're great at chiseling a block of granite
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Old 12th Jun 2023, 00:36
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As the sign says - here's how you get an infection.

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Old 12th Jun 2023, 02:04
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"You keep doing that, Boris, you will get tennis elbow and go blind!"
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Old 12th Jun 2023, 03:22
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ED, you say? Inability to get an election is not the end of the world.
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Old 12th Jun 2023, 05:06
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Oh hell! I always forget when I'm at Madam Tussauds!
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"Aaaand in the Right corner....Stone Cold Boris Johnston!!!"
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Old 12th Jun 2023, 05:35
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BZZZTTT..ha ha works every time, the shock handshake .
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Old 12th Jun 2023, 05:38
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Come and stay with me, ..
We can have cosy fireside chats over a glass of Glenspey....
or
My wife wants another baby but after my ' operation' I can't supply

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Old 12th Jun 2023, 05:42
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I have a nice Motorhome, I got it from that nice Ms Sturgeon, you can stay in, so the press can't find you.
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Old 12th Jun 2023, 05:46
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Same here, funny init, your phone book has all the rich and powerful but when your out of office no one calls
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Old 12th Jun 2023, 05:54
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Boris finally realises that the Thames Estuary Airport was never built.
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After the Zipline incident, Boris was highly protective of his Giblets!
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Old 12th Jun 2023, 08:31
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Slave to the rhythm.
At the party afterwards, Ken playfully invited Boris to grab his crotch like Michael Jackson.
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Old 12th Jun 2023, 09:00
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Well done, you've won. What now?


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Old 12th Jun 2023, 11:16
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Damn you Ken! You lost that means I have to run London but but I wanted to rule the world!
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Old 12th Jun 2023, 12:57
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Boris protects his big red knob from outside interference.....

Added ..Kim wishes he had one .
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Cummon Boris, as PM with the highest security clearance, what's the story with ****** Airlines.
Quick off to PPRuNe Towers, he mentioned THAT Airline.
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See my plan is to give Putin the “look” and watch him give up the war !

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Now now, no need to pout, 10% of the British electorate still want you as PM !
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