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Old 18th Mar 2023, 10:31
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I can only do one handed press ups, I need my other hand to hold my hip joint in its socket.
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Old 18th Mar 2023, 10:56
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Hank's ability to count to one hundred in sync with his press-ups was somewhat disjointed in front of the blind onlookers.
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Old 18th Mar 2023, 15:46
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I'm NATO, my right arm is Finland, and my left arm is Sweden.

Who are you callin' a turkey?
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Old 18th Mar 2023, 15:46
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I said I'd give my right arm for an early promotion. Trust Hoskins to get 'em mixed up.
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Old 18th Mar 2023, 17:19
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Hank's school days were long behind him, but he would never forget von Schlieffen's dying words.
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Old 18th Mar 2023, 18:07
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No sir, it is not your imagination, there is indeed a slight slope on the floor.
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Old 18th Mar 2023, 19:28
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“I schtill can’t find me top set ov teesh!”
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Old 18th Mar 2023, 20:37
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Regardless of the theatrics, the ref gave Hank a yellow card for diving....Flagon the play for the cousins across the pond
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Old 18th Mar 2023, 20:39
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Hold my beer and watch this...
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Kiltrash never spills a drop when it's McEwans, no matter the trip hazards..
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Old 19th Mar 2023, 07:17
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Eddie the Eagle started his Olympic dream while still in the Military
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Old 19th Mar 2023, 07:18
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When Inspector Callaghan said " Assume the Position " upon entering the Returned Serviceman's club...
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Old 19th Mar 2023, 07:20
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When the cops demanded the criminal to lie on the floor and put their arms behind them, no one expected Arhuritus to give them any problems...
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Old 19th Mar 2023, 11:26
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Steve Martin found the remake of Sgt Bilko a challenge at 77.
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Old 19th Mar 2023, 12:25
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WTF, Hoskins. I've done lots more than that.

Sir, you said every second counts.
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Old 19th Mar 2023, 12:43
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What really blew people away was the fact that Bert wasn’t putting any weight on his right hand…
Especially when they remembered his nickname was Tripod.
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Old 19th Mar 2023, 16:50
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Uhhh Grandpa, that's not how they do basic training these days.......
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Old 19th Mar 2023, 16:53
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Last call... judging in around 3 hours...
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Old 19th Mar 2023, 17:35
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"Sorry Sir, you have to remain as a still tripod for another three hours."
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Old 19th Mar 2023, 18:09
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Bloody 'ell...wish Treaders would hurry up and descide. How can he expect me to hold this position for hours, especially with my medical conditions..
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Old 19th Mar 2023, 18:56
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Ok, bit earlier than promised... excellent selection to choose from but my winner is Chu Chu with:

"After breaking both arms in his last fall, Joe was taking no chances."
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Congratulations, Joe will bring the CST round personally, just as soon as he figures out how to get up...
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