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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 22nd Apr 2023, 16:42
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"...and with my right hand, I start slapping the... never mind..."
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Old 22nd Apr 2023, 17:36
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They told me I would reach dizzy heights in the Labour Party, but I never expected to reach.. what? Fifty feet?
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Old 22nd Apr 2023, 17:40
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Can we hurry up please, I have a memorial for Stephen Lawrence followed by a support for Eid in Luton to go to...there is a local government election on so all votes are needed.
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Old 22nd Apr 2023, 19:38
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"So I jump off here? OK, goodbye."
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Old 22nd Apr 2023, 19:50
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Crikey, your head's in a fuzz, come join us.
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Old 22nd Apr 2023, 21:31
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Shh everyone, I'm sure that I almost felt a wind rush.
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Old 23rd Apr 2023, 00:03
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Ok that should just about wrap up the visit, once my Met Police security detail down there have finished rifling through your vending machines for cash and goods for their retirement fund we’ll be on our way.
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Old 23rd Apr 2023, 02:51
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"..and by using The Force, I can make your hair stand on end! Oooh, look at that, your trousers lifted up a bit too!"
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Old 23rd Apr 2023, 08:29
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This is where I keep all my empty promises...
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Old 23rd Apr 2023, 12:08
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High standard of entries as always but special mentions for:

Nutty : 'OK...So you will photoshop the person in a wheelchair in here, so I meet the diversity requirements for our parties literature.'
Kiltrash: 'Yes and this explains why the control point of our flying machines is called the Bridge as Cockpit is so un PC.' and
'...at last, i'm famous, I finally get a Cap Comp...all about me...
tomorrow ... THE WORLD .'

Special ingenuity prize:
Confusious: 'Shh everyone, I'm sure that I almost felt a wind rush.'

2nd Place
crab@... : 'And over there is the large naughty step where Dominic Raab will be living.........'
The winner is 622 with: ' Who stole my YoYo ?'

The CST will be gliding over to you shortly.



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Old 23rd Apr 2023, 14:03
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Many thanks,

Lets go with this...


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Old 23rd Apr 2023, 14:42
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Hey look. You can see up the skirt of that girl n the previous competition
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Old 23rd Apr 2023, 14:49
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Klingons on the starboard bow or Clingons ?
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Old 23rd Apr 2023, 14:54
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Nothing like the bracing blast of cold sea water on yer mug to refresh those parts that beer cannot reach .


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Old 23rd Apr 2023, 15:01
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Are you sure he's rated for a crosswind landing Bertie?
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Old 23rd Apr 2023, 15:03
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I say Bertie! This looks like a hairline crack around the window!
Nothing to worry about Ginger!
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Old 23rd Apr 2023, 15:03
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It's no use I'm afraid. I just can't get this Getty Graffiti off the hull.
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Old 23rd Apr 2023, 15:04
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Can't we just pre pay the Toll?
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Old 23rd Apr 2023, 15:27
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Who farted??
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Old 23rd Apr 2023, 15:28
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Damm decompression in the cabin
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