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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 17th Jan 2023, 17:20
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The LRDG descided this MUST be a mirage so skirted round on their attack on Tripoli...Captain Paddy never knew...🍺
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 17:27
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Treaders weekly beer supplies is ready for his pick up...
While that's my cider for the week sorted out. Beer? Oh, there's a keg at the back somewhere...
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 17:28
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Due to global warming, Kent Hop Houses are burried underground to maintain a even temperature...yes but why are the barrels stored in the sun??
Well no one wants to drink cold ale??
(. Anyone in CAMRA knows what I mean...don't you Treaders ?? )
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 17:31
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Ok...last one for tonight...
In Zummerzet the over production of Cider is laid out for a free pick up.... Treaders was last seen on the A303 at 100 MPH in his Reliant Robin..
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 18:15
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...and get a bottle of sherry for the ladies.


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Old 17th Jan 2023, 18:34
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Ok...last one for tonight...
In Zummerzet the over production of Cider is laid out for a free pick up.... Treaders was last seen on the A303 at 100 MPH in his Reliant Robin..
Treaders Independent Trading... Paris, New York and mainly Croydon.
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 18:47
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"Which part of we need more firkin ammo confused you?"
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 19:53
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The Fakar-wi tribe member from Supplies who read the smoke signal from HQ tepee was dyslexic, and sent rum barrels instead of gun barrels.
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 20:14
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Apparently Chiefy asked Reed Employment for 50 fitters and they sent 50 coopers...
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 20:26
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In Stalag Luft 4 the prisoners descided it was safer to be friends with the guards, instead of all this mucking about with dangerous trying to escape malarky.....till one day the troops accidentally left the front gate wide open and the Tommy's just walked out....just as the beer harvest came in ..And you thought the Germans were daft 😊
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 20:29
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Trying to reinvent the wheel, Cpl Brittas suggested making the barrels all square. Saves then rolling about and get more in a confined space .
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 20:36
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Greta finally got the US Navy to agree that Warships would store the crews urine till return to port for processing instead of dumping it over the side. ...however due to a lack of storage capacity the waste Uranium Fuel rods had to wait their turn in the recycling plant
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 20:38
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Mythbusters checked out the old Myth about shooting fish in a barrel....now all we need are 50t of Haddock.
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 20:44
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Ooh, look over there, I can see Private Kiltrash putting a caption in every barrel. Will he fill each one before Sergeant Wensleydale calls time on him?
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 20:49
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"Tonnes of explosives, Hoskins tonnes, not tuns...oh, never mind"
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 22:08
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I'm sure I asked for large calibre barrels, not large barrels of Kaliber!
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 23:20
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Warned to expect evacuation, Hoskins transferred the motor pool to barrels.
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 23:21
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The unit lacked heavy weapons, but was well equipped to stave off an attack.
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Old 17th Jan 2023, 23:54
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The concrete for the new runway hadn't been poured yet, but they were ready for the helicopter pilots. Just don't land near the tents, please...
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Old 18th Jan 2023, 01:27
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I gave good news and bad news, Sir. I found the beer barrels we need for the pontoon bridge, but they’re full.

And the bad news is . . . ?
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