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Old 14th Feb 2023, 16:29
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I don't know why they are diverting us both to Dover, that's the immigration deportation centre....
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Old 15th Feb 2023, 07:55
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In a strange twist of fate the RAF's newest Chinook 'BN' was used so as to impress visiting Presidents
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Old 15th Feb 2023, 07:57
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Strangely the West all suddenly agreed to supply Ukraine with the newest weapons it asked for....When Oil was discovered under their Wheat fields...
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Old 15th Feb 2023, 08:00
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On the 24th of Feb at exactly 11.00 the leaders were seen diligently observing the one minute silence ...
( One rule for them one rule for us )
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Old 15th Feb 2023, 10:14
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I hear a little fishy will no longer irk you Rishi...
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Old 15th Feb 2023, 15:25
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Tell you what, I didn't know the Chinooks had in flight refueling. We must have been up here almost 24 hours..
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Old 15th Feb 2023, 15:26
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Could be worse, Salmon might be back on the menu..
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Old 15th Feb 2023, 15:27
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Just then they realised they had not been qualified on the under water escape routine
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Old 15th Feb 2023, 22:46
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Uproarious laughter ensued after Vladimir Putin, the "World's Smartest Man", parachuted from the aircraft wearing a camping backpack.

- Ed
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Old 15th Feb 2023, 23:43
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Thank Goodness Putin does not know about that window, and if he did, the instructions would confuse him!
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Old 16th Feb 2023, 10:09
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Tell me again that one about how you got Non Dom Tax status through your Parliament...when you were Chancellor..
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Old 16th Feb 2023, 13:17
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Tell me again just what is a Haggis...
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Old 16th Feb 2023, 13:30
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And he even threatened to bomb my predecessor.

He must have confused UK and UKR.
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Old 16th Feb 2023, 14:33
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Old 16th Feb 2023, 20:16
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Hah hah hah hah, but no seriously... give me fighter aircraft or I push you out the back.
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Old 17th Feb 2023, 02:05
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Have you tried the pee tube down the back, Christ these RAF guys must be well hung.
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Old 17th Feb 2023, 02:11
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So we were thinking of mobilising you a Foreign legion, we have literally boat loads of volunteers arriving every day.
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Old 17th Feb 2023, 02:13
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So you want more NLaws, we’ll we can start with my Mother NLaw.







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Old 17th Feb 2023, 05:03
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We’re using all the donations to buy the leftover kit from the Taliban!
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Old 17th Feb 2023, 07:15
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...and then Corbyn fell off his bike.
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