Caption Competition Mk III

[Chu Chu]

When I said we needed to launch anything with a periscope, I didn’t mean it literally.

[Kiltrash]

Where we're going Marty we don't need no roads..

[Kiltrash]

Ms Dimmock wants a tank as a water feature.

[Kiltrash]

To put this in Football Parlance...
" Your going down "

[Kiltrash]

In the winner takes all tug of war between the ' dozer and the tank. can you see who accidentally let go of the rope Children??

[Kiltrash]

Yes but why the oil drum??
You want to find where the Lobster Pots are don't you??

[Kiltrash]

So just why did you name it Jesus H Christ ..??
Well want to see it walking on water.

[Kiltrash]

Are you sure this is what we signed up for as AUKUS??

[NutLoose]

They really did think we were deporting them to Rwanda.



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[NutLoose]

We’re calling it Operation Septic Tank, we take tank full of Russian sh*ts then sink it below ground level.

[cavuman1]

Water Tank.

- Ed

[jolihokistix]

The successful launch of the new Russian submersible floating tank was followed by rapid unscheduled disassembly.

[Kiltrash]

In preparation for Coronation Day the Gold State coach is given a quick brushup..

[Kiltrash]

Lewis accuses Marcedes of giving him a real Tank of a car to drive in Azerbaijan...
Which as everyone knows is actually below sea level...

[Kiltrash]

In Formby the Scroat later told the Police it had fallen off the back of a lorry...

[Kiltrash]

Kiltrash has, of course, got the World's largest fish tank, so he needs the World's largest Ornaments in it..

[Wensleydale]

The cost of replacing Russian armour was described by the Kremlin as "just a drop in the Ocean".

[SLXOwft]

State of that tank, sonny, best thing to do is give it a float test.

[sealo0]

Hoskinski take on the International Birdman competition off Bognor Pier needed work

[treadigraph]

That tank's a proper turd so it won't float...