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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 2nd May 2023, 20:03
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When I said we needed to launch anything with a periscope, I didnít mean it literally.
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Old 2nd May 2023, 20:15
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Where we're going Marty we don't need no roads..
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Old 2nd May 2023, 20:17
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Ms Dimmock wants a tank as a water feature.
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Old 2nd May 2023, 20:23
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To put this in Football Parlance...
" Your going down "
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Old 2nd May 2023, 20:26
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In the winner takes all tug of war between the ' dozer and the tank. can you see who accidentally let go of the rope Children??
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Old 2nd May 2023, 20:28
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Yes but why the oil drum??
You want to find where the Lobster Pots are don't you??
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Old 2nd May 2023, 21:07
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So just why did you name it Jesus H Christ ..??
Well want to see it walking on water.
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Old 2nd May 2023, 21:09
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Are you sure this is what we signed up for as AUKUS??
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Old 2nd May 2023, 21:12
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They really did think we were deporting them to Rwanda.



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Old 2nd May 2023, 21:45
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We’re calling it Operation Septic Tank, we take tank full of Russian sh*ts then sink it below ground level.
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Old 2nd May 2023, 23:03
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Water Tank.

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Old 3rd May 2023, 00:46
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The successful launch of the new Russian submersible floating tank was followed by rapid unscheduled disassembly.
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Old 3rd May 2023, 07:23
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In preparation for Coronation Day the Gold State coach is given a quick brushup..

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Old 3rd May 2023, 07:26
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Lewis accuses Marcedes of giving him a real Tank of a car to drive in Azerbaijan...
Which as everyone knows is actually below sea level...
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Old 3rd May 2023, 07:28
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In Formby the Scroat later told the Police it had fallen off the back of a lorry...
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Old 3rd May 2023, 07:34
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Kiltrash has, of course, got the World's largest fish tank, so he needs the World's largest Ornaments in it..
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Old 3rd May 2023, 07:42
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The cost of replacing Russian armour was described by the Kremlin as "just a drop in the Ocean".
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Old 3rd May 2023, 09:40
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State of that tank, sonny, best thing to do is give it a float test.
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Old 3rd May 2023, 10:22
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Hoskinski take on the International Birdman competition off Bognor Pier needed work
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Old 3rd May 2023, 10:58
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That tank's a proper turd so it won't float...
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