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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 1st May 2023, 18:00
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Mogwi forgot he was on secondment to USAF
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It was only after the accidend did the Sheriff notice the sign, " All Breakages Must Be Paid For.."...What on my Wages??
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We consider breakages as sold.
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Old 1st May 2023, 22:22
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Gents

I have to call this one early as it looks like I will be incommunicado for a few days.

Much as it pains me, and I mean it’s truly hurts I have to give the piece of FOD errrr, I mean CAPCOM trophy to Buster for his entry

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The Eagle has landed...
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Old 2nd May 2023, 06:11
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Gee, I hope it wasn't too painful BPF!!!!

Okie-diddley-dokie! Lets have a crack at this!



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Irish Navy anti submarine weapon..
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"No. Water Tank" was a code name!"
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Splash One!
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Old 2nd May 2023, 09:11
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I distinctly remember saying add 55 Oil Drums for buoyancy, who wrote it down as 55 gallon Oil Drum?
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Latest Russian Armata substitute hesitates to get its toes wet.
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Old 2nd May 2023, 09:43
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I don't care what the rules do or don't say Lt Hoskins ......you are not using that in the annual army fishing competition!

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Old 2nd May 2023, 09:45
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Hang on, a couple of pages of the manual were stuck together. This one says "Erect canvas screens"
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Famed Russian stunt man Ivan Knivan gets his record breaking jump sums badly wrong.
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I'm curious, how did you get to the carrier from the embassy?
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A little something for the Ukranian fishermen.
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Old 2nd May 2023, 10:31
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SCUBA - Self Contained Underwater Bombarding Apparatus...
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No Hoskins, you can't use the gun barrel as a snorkel...
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We do like to send them off with a fanfare, hence we called this the drum roll
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Old 2nd May 2023, 10:46
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Right you lot, who told Private Hoskins that the air in the empty oil drum would keep it afloat?
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Russia recover their latest batch of tanks out of storage.
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We're not gonna need a bigger boat. Fill the drum with chum and I'll sort the shark out.
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