Caption Competition Mk III
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Will it press my suit as well?
HRH on the phone asking 'Do you think we could get the Sussex's in here?' might give him some peace & quite!
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It's quite simple really, once we miniaturize you, we will insert you up the rectum of the Prime Minister, rather like a suppository and you will be able to report back via that phone on the condition of his bowels.
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He wants to know, were you mis-sold PPI?
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It's Ikea, they say they sent the wrong instructions, it's not a sunbed after all.
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"Thank you, Mr. Hoskins, but I think the existing telephone boxes work just fine."
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You think this is bad, you should see the size of the telephone exhange that has to accompany you.
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He says “Send three and fourpence, he's going to a dance”.
Gnome de PPRuNe
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It's Cadbury's on the line - they love it and want to use it in their Smash adverts...
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She says I need to press button A, I say you don't happen to have any change do you?
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“… and I can use this to call Room Service …”
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Ok, this IS a phone but I'm not ET...
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I've just invented the Podcast...
"It's the maître d'. He says your order for oysters on the half shell is ready."
- Ed
- Ed
