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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 6th Feb 2023, 06:40
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Having scammed his mum out of £12m Andrew and Virginia upgraded their personal transport....no not the chopper, they treated themselves to a plane...
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Well, Heath Robinson! That's almost a sensible idea!
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Stick your tongue out and say AHH!
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“If you think this is bad, check my rear end”
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Its judgement time..the winner is:

Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
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Gee Brains - send the trophy to Buster.
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Oh, very kind Wendy, very kind.

An embarrassment of riches and another trophy for the mantle! Having had a good run recently, I’m more than happy to call open house for anyone who hasn’t had a go, or someone who has a photo burning to be put up, or someone who doesn’t win much… Nutty perhaps. I’ll give it 12 hours or so & if there’s no takers, I’ll post one. (I think 12 hours is when the Kilty’s withdrawal symptoms kick in) 🤔
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Withdrawal has kicked in. So how about this one..blatantly stolen from another thread





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We've finally got this Waffle Maker to work - its Starmer on the other end of the phone!
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Wake me up when Nutty wins a comp will you. There's a good chap!
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"So, when we get over Florida, slowly deflate the Balloon & I'll reveal the Gender. Got it?"
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The Birth of Venus? Well, not exactly...
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Q explains the theory behind his Agent Miniaturisation Capsule to a rather sceptical M.

M: "Well if you must test it, I'll assign 007 to the task..."
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"You expect me to talk"?
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The cone of silence prototype worked well from the 'silence' aspect, but had a few bugs to be worked out before Maxwell Smart would use it.
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Dr. Hochmann was a brilliant therapist. But after his third GBH conviction, some adjustments had to be made.
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Interesting results from your time travel capsule test. You went to 2022 and spent 23 of the 24 hours on the phone.
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You didn't say a word for the whole hour. Who was on the line?

My wife.
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It's for you..
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