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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 18th Jan 2023, 01:53
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Pork barrels being readied for the next Omnibus bill
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Old 18th Jan 2023, 06:36
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Right Pierre the wind and tide are all heading towards England. So load up the Seekers and float them down the slipway....
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Old 18th Jan 2023, 06:38
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It was only when the production Manager was asked for the time did he realise his watch was missing....but which one was the question...
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Old 18th Jan 2023, 06:44
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It was only after delivery to the pub was it discovered the beer ( Watneys Red ) had been drained and replaced with Supermarket own brand lo alcohol.
( Nod to the Amazon switched hi value items for dog food )
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Old 18th Jan 2023, 06:46
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Prior to the invasion of the South, North Korea proudly shows its stockpile of one man midget Submarines...
Or China and Taiwan ....
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Old 18th Jan 2023, 07:17
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The RSM on asking for the supply of .303 British, was advised, "priorities, laddie..." by the quartermaster...
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Old 18th Jan 2023, 09:16
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Pvt. Hook lamented on what could have been at Rorkes Drift if he had a bit more time in the infirmary.
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Old 18th Jan 2023, 09:23
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Anyone seen a bunch of Dwarves and a Hobbit?

Shame on you... they are People of Limited Stature.
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Old 18th Jan 2023, 15:43
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I don't know how agressive this Goliath is, but if his worry beads are anything to go by, he is huge.
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Old 18th Jan 2023, 15:46
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Ok, we're ready, any idea what time the Jamaican drum band are due to arrive?..
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Old 18th Jan 2023, 15:47
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As requested, 250 barrels of Beer for the troops and one barrel of Port for the mess...
Good, which barrel has the Port in it?
Ermm....... Ah.
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Old 18th Jan 2023, 15:50
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Jamaica Rum?
Naa mate, we bought it.
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Old 18th Jan 2023, 15:52
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Which part of we need to rebarrel the artillery didn't you understand?
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Old 18th Jan 2023, 15:56
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Smithers, this gunpowder is wet.
Well it would be Sir, that's the beer.
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Old 18th Jan 2023, 15:58
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Look, you were the one that ordered a yard of ale, so a yard of ale you got..
Now if you don't mind getting it all shifted Sir, I am expecting in a yard of rope.


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Old 18th Jan 2023, 16:15
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ISSUE IT!!!!!
Good God man, we just got it here, you do not realise the trouble we had in shipping it all here, why the paperwork alone was horrendous.
If I issue it to you, we will have to repeat the process all over again, and once the word gets out we are issueing items it will be pandamonium as everyone will want stuff, I just wish some of you would understand the stress we storemen operate under. I sometimes think you believe we are here simply to pander to your needs..
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Old 18th Jan 2023, 17:12
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They're like giant fortune cookies, except they contain Kiltrashes entries.
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Old 19th Jan 2023, 00:06
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One day, these will be as famous as the Terracotta Warriors!
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Old 19th Jan 2023, 06:46
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What do you mean the Parade has gone Tea Total....Damm ...chuck it in the harbour when we arrive in Boston
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Old 19th Jan 2023, 06:49
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Owing to a miss calculation the barrels did not fit in St Pancras Undercroft...so the whole point of the railway was missed
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