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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 29th Dec 2022, 08:34
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In a Southern States Drawl...
You see Children if your Really Really Bad Santa will give you what's on your list ..
Or
Look Honey what my 14 nearest and Dearest got me for Christmas

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Old 29th Dec 2022, 08:40
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Putins bodyguard had every angle covered...unfortunately, the camera man had a gun...
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Due to a manpower shortage the MOD decide on a new approach for firing squads will be adopted however later an issue arose with identifying who fired the fatal shot
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If you have any complaints in your local Indian restaurant the management will be more than welcome to hear your feedback
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David Tennant later regretted coming back as Doctor Who when he realised the Cybermen had a upgrade
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An “All Arms” exercise.
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Video still from Leo Sayer's new hit "One Man Army"...
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Thanks, and apologies all. You're right Kiltrash. it's hell out there.
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"At the third STRIKE it will be six, twenty five and 10 seconds...BANG, BANG, BANG."
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If you think the last one was difficult I would like to see the Butter Modeling Society have a go at this...

Not a caption...
Off to the GolfCourse....gotta burnoff some Turkey and chocolate...that was a strange mix on my plate..

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Nepalese pest control advert showing that they've got all bases covered, from mosquitoes to moles.
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We stand by the Second Amendment...the right to bear arms. And I got fifteen arms...
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Me Spike Manygun. Me publish memoires soon, such as "Saddam, My Part in His Downfall", "Rumsfeld? Gunner Who?" "Mugabe, My Part in His Victory", "Kim Jong Il, His Part in My Outfall" and "Putin, Hello Sailor!" last two are rather more kiss and tell...
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Modi decides that Durga needs a little modernization.
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The Swiss army have more than just knives!
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Well according to the sundial it's 22.00 ....somewhere in the World...
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In Florida for the tourists the Gun Club guarantee a bulls eye ...for them to boast about back home down the pub.
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No matter where the Highway Agency put the road signs this guarantees the ' furniture ' will have holes in it
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Guarantee to get excellent TV...or Satellite ...reception anywhere in the World
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Ernest Stavro Blowfeld designs a Laser kit that not even James Bond can locate
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