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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 20th Dec 2022, 08:03
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Delivering presents to Manchester, Santa decides that its safer to take the other M60 route.
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Santa personally delivers presents from the commuters to the ASLEF Christmas Party.
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After delivering presents to Children in Ukraine, Santa quickly realised that leaving would be harder than initially expected.

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Santa practices for the USA leg of Christmas Eve.
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Intelligence picks up early signals that the war might not be over by Christmas.
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“Oh…..he wanted something like 50 Calories….****!”
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Sir, I really must complain about what Hoskins is wearing!
Sorry Sergeant, its a local agreement to his conditions for serving we are bound by..
.....Its a Santa Claus..
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Great game of football chaps, but if it goes to penalty's I'm taking no chances.



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The latest release of documents on the JFK assassination failed to reveal the ‘smoking gun’.
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Old 20th Dec 2022, 14:08
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Slade... Wizzard... Lennon... Band Aid... Bing Crosby... Jackson 5... Paul McCartney... and now for bloody Cliff bloody Richard! Merry feckin' Christmas! Rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-taaaat!
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Old 20th Dec 2022, 15:35
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‘Twas the night before Christmas when all through our house
any bastards that stirred were soon as dead as the mouse.
The claymores were hung on the perimeter with care,
in hopes that the bastards soon would be out there;
when out on the lawn the night did it shatter,
as NLaws turned people from men into matter,
With the line now being breached, a decision was reached
They sprung to their sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew, like the down of a thistle
I heard them exclaim, as they drove out of sight-
Happy Christmas to all, and to all, war is just sh*te.



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Old 20th Dec 2022, 15:53
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It’s the season of giving, so take these you motherfirkers..
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NEW:
Santa Wars the new American docuseries on the lucrative Christmas trade and those seeking to dominate it, coming to Discovery Channel this winter
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Santa and his Slay?
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Santa takes no chances when delivering to a house with a sign ' Beware dogs of war running free '
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Boy do I get a hard on when fireing this... That's my present to myself this year..
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Santa descided to get in first remembering the engine failure on take off the FAA Inspector tested him with on his annual check ride last year
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Kiltrash fires up his Capcom generator.
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Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzkrieg!
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Nutty must have been REALLY naughty !
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