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Old 3rd Dec 2022, 06:01
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It’s Joe Biden, he’s running again after NASA designed a life support suit for him.
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Old 3rd Dec 2022, 06:05
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Captain Powers, your wife says she has some important news for you when you get back, have fun darling

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Itís Trump, heís running again after NASA designed a life support suit for him.

Whats with the box sheís carrying?

Ahhh thatíll be his hair con*


Ahhh thatíll be his fake tan dispenser*

* other options available.
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Old 3rd Dec 2022, 06:06
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(squeaky high-pitched voice) ..... who's the comedian that switched the oxygen for helium
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Old 3rd Dec 2022, 06:11
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Now remember Mav you'll be flying so fast if anything happens and you have to eject make sure you ask someone where you are so you can report your location
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She is his guide, what with the tinted visor and his sunglasses on he can’t see squat.
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Yup, the same goes for even Chuck Yeager, behind every man there is a woman controlling him.
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He’s complaining that WE can’t see his watch.
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Old 3rd Dec 2022, 07:58
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Aircraftwoman: "I don't have to keep up, he has to slow down. If the hose breaks you think I'll be the one with the problem?"
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Old 3rd Dec 2022, 08:01
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Trials of the new remotely controlled aircraft were promising, but were hampered by a severe lack of range.
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Old 3rd Dec 2022, 11:28
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Somebody tell Jackson you don't need a special suit to do the moonwalk


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Old 3rd Dec 2022, 11:39
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"Is he crew for a U2"?

"Yep - He's close to The Edge".
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Old 3rd Dec 2022, 17:07
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I thought Close to the edge was a Yes Song??
however back to your normal programme,

If anyone asks LA Centre for a speed check their toast
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Old 3rd Dec 2022, 17:09
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When your up there the aircraft passing you is the BRITISH Concord .. none of this Euro crap ...
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Old 3rd Dec 2022, 17:13
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Upon dissembarking the Pilot, realising his assistant was of the female prersuation, suggested she did not view the footage as he flew over Studland... That's for the boys he said..
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Old 3rd Dec 2022, 17:15
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...and to think the Brits used the Spitfire PR9... How things have changed
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Old 3rd Dec 2022, 17:18
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Or..and finally. ..better look as I flew over Croydon I think Treadigaph was in the Pub with a female that was not his wife..😄😂
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Old 3rd Dec 2022, 17:28
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U2?

No, it’s just him!
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Old 3rd Dec 2022, 17:57
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Last orders chaps and chapesses, results at about this time tomorrow.
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Old 3rd Dec 2022, 18:08
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Obviously photo shopped...I mean have they ever seen the sun In Gloucestershire
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