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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 30th Nov 2022, 09:52
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One day they'll make a film of this ... the working title is Brokeback Mountain.
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Old 30th Nov 2022, 10:57
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Not the run in and break that was planned.
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Old 30th Nov 2022, 11:12
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Did you hear the GPWS call 50,40,30,20,10?

Nope, but just before the arrival I think I heard something in Chinese.

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Old 30th Nov 2022, 11:14
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Now, our bubble has been burst!
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Old 30th Nov 2022, 11:19
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There must be a chop shop nearby skip.
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Old 30th Nov 2022, 11:50
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Ah, here comes the Ukrainian tractor. Right on time too!
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Old 30th Nov 2022, 13:19
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As wheels up landings go Hoskins, I think you cracked it.


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Old 30th Nov 2022, 15:56
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As the dust settled it was discovered that Paddy Mayne did not care what, or whose, he blew up.

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Old 30th Nov 2022, 20:30
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“I said just blow the bloody door off”
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Old 30th Nov 2022, 21:40
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The AAIB concluded that the Captain's decision to divert to London City was most likely a contributing factor.
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Old 30th Nov 2022, 21:42
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Look here Sonny Jim, I used to land on aircraft carriers, now watch and learn.
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Old 30th Nov 2022, 22:09
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I wonder if the relief crew are awake yet?
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Old 30th Nov 2022, 22:32
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I think that I should withdraw my application to fly Air force One.
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Old 30th Nov 2022, 23:03
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Ok Captain, I am pleased to tell inform you that you have passed your Kalitta Air check ride, welcome aboard.



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Old 30th Nov 2022, 23:07
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”What hit us?”

“I think it was the ground Sir”
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Old 30th Nov 2022, 23:11
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Better add the autoland to that list of defects..
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Old 30th Nov 2022, 23:43
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Better add the autoland to that list of defects..
​​​​​​​...autoland not fitted...
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Old 30th Nov 2022, 23:51
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OK, early call as it's a rainy day and it's nearly nap time.

Pat on the back for Wensleydale with the "run in and break" comment.

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The AAIB concluded that the Captain's decision to divert to London City was most likely a contributing factor.
And the fishnet stockings go also to Confusious with:
​​​​​​​Virgin Captain ripped the slide with his stilettos.
The award is in your carry-on bag, which you took down the slide with you and was confiscated by security.
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Old 1st Dec 2022, 10:53
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Thanks AC.
Here we go folks.

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Old 1st Dec 2022, 11:06
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Air-to-air refuelling training started with the absolute basics.
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