OK, early call as it's a rainy day and it's nearly nap time.
Pat on the back for Wensleydale with the "run in and break" comment.
Hearty Handshake for Confusious with:
The AAIB concluded that the Captain's decision to divert to London City was most likely a contributing factor.
And the fishnet stockings go also to Confusious with:
Virgin Captain ripped the slide with his stilettos.
The award is in your carry-on bag, which you took down the slide with you and was confiscated by security.