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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 27th Oct 2022, 21:55
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Fifi la bonk likes a bit of ruff
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Old 27th Oct 2022, 21:58
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Instructor, Tersely ...and if the GPS fails just open the canopy and Rover will guide you home....THAT'S why there's a dog in the cockpit...for your first solo flight
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Old 27th Oct 2022, 22:39
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Robert L. Scott’s dyslexia was a closely held secret.
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Old 27th Oct 2022, 22:44
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“Oops sorry; thought you said it was the cock a leg pit.”
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Old 27th Oct 2022, 22:50
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“Whaddya mean “If it’s foggy for landing they set FIDO on fire?”
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Old 27th Oct 2022, 23:22
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If I promise to come back when you call, will you promise to not make me fly in this!
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Old 28th Oct 2022, 01:13
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In the reimagined BBC children's TV show Blue Petra, John Noakes' swashbucklind adventurer part was taken by Scruff who later proved unable to adhere to behavioural guidelines and keep his paws off Amber in the Val Singleton role...
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Old 28th Oct 2022, 01:15
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Sorry Patch, it seems Schleicher never built a K-9 but we found you this old Blanik to fly instead....
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Old 28th Oct 2022, 01:23
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Snoopy's great great great grandson was overheard muttering "they want me to fly this old crate? 'Kennel...."
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Old 28th Oct 2022, 01:26
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My blind master won a sponsored glider flight and of course I had to go with him 🐶
..."and if he has to use his parachute, he knows the ground is close when my lead goes slack."
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Old 28th Oct 2022, 01:27
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. . . and everything was fine until he decided to hold the tow line in his mouth.
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Old 28th Oct 2022, 06:19
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Little known fact, Gp Cap Brown's pet also had some 250 types in his log book. Twin seater obviously ..

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Old 28th Oct 2022, 06:32
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"Catseyes" Cunningham had another reason for his nickname.
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Old 28th Oct 2022, 06:33
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"How was the landing?"

"Ruff".
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Old 28th Oct 2022, 06:53
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That bloody Black and White cat, Jess, keeps banging on how her master takes her everywhere on his round, ... i'll sort her at the next game on Top Trumps later...
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Old 28th Oct 2022, 06:58
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Normally when it's your pets birthday you may just give him a extra helping of food....but oh no not when your Elon Musk...and there's a photo oportunity to be had
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Old 28th Oct 2022, 07:01
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Shaggy lived up to his name, on the set of ' Scooby Doo solves a Mystery at 10000 foot ' the movie
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Old 28th Oct 2022, 07:05
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At Hurn airport as they scrapped the Aircraft, nosecones were sold off, repurposed as all weather kennels
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Old 28th Oct 2022, 08:38
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When I'm on heat my dumb owners always do this to me.
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Old 28th Oct 2022, 08:39
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