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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 31st Oct 2022, 12:05
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I always wonder if I am about to pass the stupid test with flaying colours or fail the intelligence test again ?
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 12:22
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I'll neck this in one!
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 12:58
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 12:59
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I'll soon snap the top off this one.
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 13:11
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If I had more bottle, Iíd pick that up.
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 13:40
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Impressive, Hoskins. But I said we needed to build a better mousetrap.
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 13:48
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Could explain our strategy again?

Itís simple. First, we let the enemy corps penetrate deep into our territory. Then, we spring the trap.
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 15:29
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Honey, I shrunk ( your ) privates
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 15:31
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Wow, normally in Scotland the locals guard their valuables with barbed wire...
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 15:33
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Meghan gets ready to trap her Prince
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 15:35
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PPRUNE are currently hosting the longest running caption competition in history...
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 17:16
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Normal mouse trap and size of a GI once all the wind and p1ss have been removed...
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 19:05
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Baldrick, my unerring intellect had identified a small but fatal flaw in your cunning plan... what don't our opponents do?

Eat pork Catain Blackadder, Sir...

And apart from pork, Balders?

Oh... bother!
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 19:09
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Hey, it’s 31 Ocober … a bit soon to say “Spring in the air”.
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 19:14
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Get me a beer soldier, and make it snappy!
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 20:16
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"A night off duty - lets go and get rat ars*d".
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 20:20
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The Germans are armed with Mausers!
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 20:34
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I thought I could figure this out, but itís too tricky.

Thatís okay. The beer is probably warm anyway.
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 20:47
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You should see the size of the cat!

- Ed
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 20:56
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So according to Pvt Einstein, I can take the bottle. remove the top, drink the beer, Burp and put it back on the trip plate before it moves...
SNAP !! **** it .. now where is he...
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