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The James Bond producers are forced to rethink the opening scenes to Skyfall

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At Copenhagen Centraal there was a late switch from a double decker on platform 7 to a local stopper
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The ' Spotter Express' into RAF Leuchars was over subscribed when it was announced that Black Mike was displaying.
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While travelling backwards the photographer was very surprised to find a bridge had been built since he last rode this sector...
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The reforestation of Staines has meant living space is at a premium.
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Ohh sh*t, the man on the carriage ahead has ordered soup.
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And so the Darwin express sets of to find a winner.
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Look all I know is social distancing is different because we are outside.
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Management demanded a reduction in overhead.
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At Staines-on-Thames the airport express to T12 was proving inadequate. ..
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Rumors spread that the car had a pantomime on the roof.
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Carriage 5 is only for passengers seeking assistance or those who need a little more time falling off the train.
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The proposed upgrades to East Croydon station and the notorious Selhurst junction are already having a knock on effect, despite being several years in the future.
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On the express menu today are mosquitoes and dragonflies. Should you be interested, just open your mouth.
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Man in Sunglasses , for ease of recognition we'll call hin Bert, says I have a text...
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In Croydon as the coroners court says it was not a accident the locals take to riding the roof as safety concerns mount
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... finally tonight as I am leaving the White Swan after a particularly enjoyable evening meal, with free wifi, I head back to the Motorhome with ringing in my ear...
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Ps Treadigraph, great minds think alike ...goodnight
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The MOD has acknowledged that there is a possibility that relocation expense funding might have been cut too much.
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Think bubble over Michael O'Leary's head

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