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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 20th Jul 2021, 15:46
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Trooping the colour has certainly gone downhill!
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Old 20th Jul 2021, 15:46
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When you asked me if I wanted to go one to one with some mare doing pole dancing, this wasn't what I had in mind.
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Old 20th Jul 2021, 15:50
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They're the armies version of the Lipizzaner Stallions, we call them the galloping ****z.
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The US Defense Budget takes another unexpected hit, at $1.50 per ride.
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Old 20th Jul 2021, 15:52
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I told you giving the centrifuge contract to the lowest bidder would be a disaster!
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Old 20th Jul 2021, 15:53
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We're here protecting the two little boys and their two little wooden horse toys, Rolf Harris has been seen in the neighbourhood.
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Old 20th Jul 2021, 16:26
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During his remake of "The Wooden Horse", Oliver Stone left no detail unaltered...

(or do I mean Oliver Alter left no detail unstoned?)
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Old 20th Jul 2021, 16:32
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Somebody said Apache's, so we're circling the wagons.

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Old 20th Jul 2021, 16:35
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This is much better than the carousel at Disney World. We get to carry our guns on this one.
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Old 20th Jul 2021, 17:14
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The deployment had its ups and downs.
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Old 20th Jul 2021, 17:37
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We’re the four horsemen of the apoccolips..apockolyps.. apocalypese… sod it, the worlds end.
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Old 20th Jul 2021, 19:04
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The best part of it is, no matter who gets there first, we get our pick of the horses.
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Old 20th Jul 2021, 19:16
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Hold up lads, we've been accused of animal cruelty by PETA...
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Old 20th Jul 2021, 19:43
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The Hollywood Remake of "12 Strong" suffered from poor CGI effects.
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Old 20th Jul 2021, 20:03
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Singing the Company song made them a little hoarse...
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Old 20th Jul 2021, 20:04
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Hoskins never gets it right, we told him to ring around for some whores.
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After buying RAF Sentry ZH104, the USN finds out what goes on under the rotodome.
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The unicorns were de- horned as per health and safety rules to prevent accidents and injury to sensitive soft tissue . So the helmets were not really required .
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After shooting out the floor of the merry-go-round, the four remaining members of the Coney Island squadron move to the tilt-a-whirl, where a further two members sustain injuries due to friendly fire.

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Old 20th Jul 2021, 22:10
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No matter how fast they went they still couldn’t manage to catch the four Taliban on horseback out in front.
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