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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 6th Oct 2022, 09:50
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..and there is planning permission for a new wing.
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 10:16
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That's so last decade Svetlana, my new flat has a Sukhoi 35 cockpit complete with an ejaculation seat...

So no man comes there twice...?

Da!
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 10:27
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They were flying out of windows.
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 11:03
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"Dave, when you said you were going to build a flight simulator in the spare room, I thought....."
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 11:45
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Wizz Air pilots have denied that their approach into Skiathos was below profile.
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 12:22
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Prototype development was well advanced before anyone remembered the Comet disaster.
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 13:24
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Well, I said, when you find my bags, you can have your cockpit back...and here we are!
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 14:34
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Just as the circus elephant jumped off of the platform, the aircraft jumped on!

- Ed
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 14:43
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 14:45
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Da, we thought zer vest had cottoned on to zer falling from zer second floor vindow "accidents", so now ve have zem accidentally fall from zer aircraft door or involved in an aircraft accident..
Zer Colonel has even suggested shooting zem vile zey stand in zer doorvay, and then claiming zer vest shot them down.
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 15:43
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If you bend over and look out the window you can see your house from here
I cannot see my HOOOWSEEEE
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 16:21
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The window cleaners demanded danger payments.
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 16:55
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Oh you said you wanted “boarding stairs” What I heard was that you wanted a “building there” Sorry
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 16:58
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Ivan took some ' work' home with him from the factory, 66 model, and descided to hide it in plane sight from the Police.
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 16:59
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The savings from buying elevator controls on Craig’s list were swallowed by the installation and operation costs.
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 17:00
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Delays in B737-MAX-10 show to be caused by problems during static testing of the extended landing gear. Boeing f.cked up to new level.
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 17:02
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During Covid lockdown the State TV Weather presenter asked for suitable radar to be installed at home for their bulletin
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 17:05
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What happened after the cameras stopped rolling when Del Boy obtained a Statelite dish.
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 17:10
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Vladimir, when you said you were building a simulator in our spare room, I thought you were talking about a computer and a couple of screens!
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Old 6th Oct 2022, 17:12
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In the Russian tradition, the building was in the same sh*t state as the aircraft.
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