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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 15th Jul 2021, 19:28
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Here we present the QNLZCSG support craft... yes all of them, Do you think money grows on trees?
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Old 15th Jul 2021, 19:32
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Yes these new all Electric assault boats are great, the enemy cant hear us coming. so long as they are no further than 100 yards away...
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Old 15th Jul 2021, 20:34
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On the NATO maritime exercise, Hoskins finally persuaded the Pole to put on his lifejacket.
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Old 15th Jul 2021, 20:39
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Look cool and don’t make a fuss about the Somali grandmothers knitting needle sticking out of my chest.
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Old 15th Jul 2021, 20:41
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Damn, the bloody patio heaters gone out again.
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Old 15th Jul 2021, 20:54
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In the Norfolk Broads, the authorities get strict with boaters who exceed the 4 knot limit, However in court the case is thrown out as the speeding patrol boat was not showing the Blue Light.
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Old 15th Jul 2021, 20:55
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He'll never sell ice creams at that speed.
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Old 15th Jul 2021, 20:56
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Figures. As soon as they issue me river camouflage, they send me out on the ocean.
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Old 15th Jul 2021, 20:58
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Well I never did think the TV Weather Girl would agree to do the link from the Serpentine,
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Old 15th Jul 2021, 21:23
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The weight of all those flotation devices might make the boat sink.

Never mind, - all you have to do is to pull the ripcord.

Now which one is that?
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Old 15th Jul 2021, 23:35
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Plenty of floatation gear for the Olympic Torch procession in case it falls overboard, but they didn't notice the flame had gone out.
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Old 15th Jul 2021, 23:47
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Irish Stealth Engineering.....putting the lamp shade in the correct position to keep from lighting. up the interior of the boat...while ensuring the boat is seen from all directions.
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Old 16th Jul 2021, 02:31
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We knew the weather was bad but Geezuzz! I can't even window shop in Amsterdam today!
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Old 16th Jul 2021, 02:32
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"I used to be the Barrell Boy, but look at me now!"

Navy. Careers.
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Old 16th Jul 2021, 02:33
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We should've brought a bigger boat.
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Old 16th Jul 2021, 02:36
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"Yemen to the Left of me, LCVP's to the Right here I am, stuck in the middle with you..."
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Old 16th Jul 2021, 05:31
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I knew the Village People were talking crap...
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Old 16th Jul 2021, 05:35
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If anyone suggests we call her Boaty McBoatface, things are going to get seriously unpleasant around here...
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Old 16th Jul 2021, 06:26
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No no this is not Dangerous, he is on that boat over there
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Old 16th Jul 2021, 06:29
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....and on my day off I supply rib experiances down the Thames.....Yes this is my day off, bit dangerous travelling past Wapping.
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