Caption Competition Mk III
It's not easy finding ideas to make a few Rubles from redundant aircraft. Aeroflot's Airbnb is one of the best though. Tea and coffee on tap, and two slides for the kids to play with.

The CVR revealed that NutLoose and Buster were engaged in a heavy slanging match about the Caption Competition and not focused on their flying. Chief pilot Kiltrash will make a further statement about the CVR content.

Not many councils would approve that kind of building extension, even if it was for new toilets , kitchen galley , and soundproofed for testing toys for those mile high clubs that are rumoured to exist on those long flight through Siberia .

What happened to our new Russian domestic airliner program ?
Well the fuselage design team left for Georgia, the wing design team left for Turkey, and the engine design team were smart. they left for Latvia before the border closed.
Well at least we have the cockpit design team right ?
Ahh No, they were all drafted and were last seen in Kherson……
Well the fuselage design team left for Georgia, the wing design team left for Turkey, and the engine design team were smart. they left for Latvia before the border closed.
Well at least we have the cockpit design team right ?
Ahh No, they were all drafted and were last seen in Kherson……

Russian designers take their cues for multi-storey aircraft from Airbus, however their aerodynamic skills still need some polishing.
