Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Now you tell me they fitted Tank 13 in the tail...

[treadigraph]

I told the Skipper not to go aft till we'd finished loading.

[treadigraph]

Just for once Hoskins you were too early on the round out...

[NutLoose]

Stop arsing around, we have work to do.

[treadigraph]

Hang on lads, I've got a great idea...

[treadigraph]

Bloody RAF with their snooty noses in the air...

[Wensleydale]

Don't worry - it balances back when the pilot sits down on his wallet.

[MPN11]

Very clever. Now get it down again with breaking anything. Bloody Officers and their Mess Games.

[cynicalint]

To the tune of the 'Eton Boating Song':-

"Oh the s3xual life of the VeeSee10
is greater than anyone thinks,
at the height of the mating season, he tries to b*gger the pan
but the pan has its aynal orifice
blocked by the sands of the Thames
which accounts for the mess on the surface
and the pan its inscrutable smile"

[Kiltrash]

Very good, but if we are going to use it on carrier ops, perhaps we need a longer nose leg

[Kiltrash]

Well i got the idea from seeing a video of the fastest accelerating mobility scooter.

[treadigraph]

Very funny, Bloggs. If we can figure out how to get out, you are buying the drinks tonight.

[Chu Chu]

But sir, you told me to earth the aircraft.

[Chu Chu]

I knew it all along -- put four engines on the tail and there's going to be trouble.

[Ascend Charlie]

Flg Off Gulliver had rotated, but the Lilliputians had tied it down with a lot of little strings so it wouldn't take off.

[fitliker]

Should have dropped that load in the forward conveniences

[Kiltrash]

Pilot...Well done lads, I can just see now over the Wembley arch
Loadie... What's happening??
Pilot... I think Kanes just scored a own goal...
Hamish McTavish in the rear compartment... YYYEEESSS...

[Kiltrash]

Told you the RB211 was just too heavy, but no you had to try just one more

[Kiltrash]

Dianne Abbot gets a job in the Vickers design department

or


GET ME DIANNE ABBOT ON THE PHONE NOW

(was gonna put this one on Friday Memes, But though what the heck..)

[Kiltrash]

At Milton Keynes, known for being England's flattest city*, the RAF Downhill Team get in some much needed practice..

...and so the idea for the Snowdome was born

* flattest city might not be correct but never let facts get in the way of a Caption. .