Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Later it was discovered he could not stand up as his artificial legs had been put in the luggage hold..

They did not comply with cabin baggage regulations.

[NutLoose]

Woman on left, Please God get him the f**k off the plane.

[NutLoose]

Though he was later disqualified when it was found he was using the crapper when landing.

[Confusious]

He couldn't wait to get home to show off his 'adequate' trophy to his missus.

[Confusious]

First successful candidate of the reformed Red Arrows lands at RAF Waddington.

[MPN11]

The Award Winner declined the offered wine, as he was also a Vegan

[cynicalint]

Newly promoted Air Specialist 2(Trans) won the alcohol-free Prosecco for designing the new RAF uniform and being the first to get away with calling it a 'Plane'!

[NutLoose]

You do realise I am the pilot?

[NutLoose]

After the food you served me I dare not stand up in case I filled my pants.

[MPN11]

I’m hungry … I couldn’t decide whether to have the Beef or Chicken … and then it was all gone!

[Confusious]

You're not camp enough to join our airline sweetie.

[Confusious]

[MPN11]

"Thanks. I won't shake your hand, I have Ebola."

* other nasty diseases/airlines also exist.

[NutLoose]

Sorry, this Country is no longer accepting Queens, we have a King now.

[MPN11]

The UK Chancellor’s potential successor accepts the Average award for the month.

[treadigraph]

The man who said he liked Ryan Air...

[NutLoose]

Ryanair would like to present you within trophy, that will be £27 please.

[Ascend Charlie]

"Thank you, Sir / Madam / Them, you can go to Immigration, just join the L-G-B-T-Queue."

[Chu Chu]

This is all very nice. But I said I need a slash.

[NutLoose]

I’m glad the gloves fit, the dishes are this way.